User:Americanmuscle024

My name is Jake and I was born on Halloween and raised in the Kalamazoo, Michigan area. I am Lapsed Catholic. I was a in Political Science major in college and was minoring in History, but I joined the United States Navy in 2010. I am a Libertarian that is very pro-liberty and fervently pro-2nd Amendment. I am passionate about Pancreatic Cancer research. My interests include studying, learning, playing video games, enjoying a good beer (especially dunkelweizens!), snowboarding, fishing, spending time with my friends, riding motorcycles and ATVs, swimming, reading, and just having a good time in general. I dislike puking, homework, soft rock and pop, and most rap. Some favorite sports teams of mine are the University of Michigan Wolverines (for college sports), Detroit Lions of the NFL, the Detroit Tigers of the MLB, The Detroit Pistons of the NBA and the Detroit Red Wings of the NHL. I listen to a lot of different genres of music, but mostly I listen to country, alternative rock, and classic rock.

My awards and decorations in the Navy incude:

Enlisted Surface Warfare Specialist
Navy and Marine Corps. Achievement Medal
Navy Meritorious Unit Commendation	Navy "E" Ribbon with 2 Es	United States Navy Good Conduct Medal with 2 bronze Service Stars
National Defense Service Medal	Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal	Global War On Terrorism Service Medal
Navy and Marine Corps Sea Service Deployment Ribbon with 2 bronze Service Stars	United States Navy Rifle Marksmanship Ribbon	United States Navy Pistol Marksmanship Ribbon
Enlisted Information Warfare Specialist

New Articles

I have created two articles.

• Roman Catholic Dioceses Of Kalamazoo
• Mattawan High School

Edited Articles

I've edited three articles on Wikipedia.

• Mattawan, Michigan
• MHS
• Montezuma's Revenge (medicine)

ALL HOPE ABANDON YE
WHO ENTER HERE

This user succeeds at not being a complete asshole. Mostly.

This user is a
curmudgeon

This user is interested in political science.

This user is a historian.

This user is proud to be a
Michigander !

This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!

This user is interested in politics.

This user is addicted to travel.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives in the U.S. State of Michigan.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is a right-libertarian.

LibThis user believes taxation is theft.

37YThis Wikipedian was born on 31 October 1986 and is 37 years, 5 months, and 26 days old.

This user is Pro-Life.

KILROY WAS HERE!

This user serves in the
United States Navy.

This user is or was a U.S. Navy Petty Officer Second Class.

This user's TARDIS was stolen at the end of the Universe.

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

Dr WhoThis user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Ninth Doctor.9th

DWThis user's favorite Doctor is the Twelfth Doctor.

This user knows
who Harriet Jones is.

300Tonight this user dines in hell!

This user is an Indiana Jones fan.

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

All work and no play makes this user a dull boy

JAY	Snootchie-Bootchies!

TTThis user is a lead farmer, mother****er!.

This user abides.

This user thinks Sean Connery is best James Bond ever.

This user named their rifle Charlene.

The Good

In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

This user drinks beer.

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This user prefers Coffee

This user is a Christian.

This user is straight.

This user is male.

This user likes to spin pens.

Car	This user has their full car licence, and can drive without colliding and crashing.

This user is a knight who says NI!

M.D.This user watches House.

M*A*S*HThis user understands:
"the M stands for mobile".

+This user is up to the elbows
in meatball surgery.

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

ChefThis user misses Chef!

AMThis user thinks Anchorman is super duper!

This user is in a glass case of emotion.

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!