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Mark "Pixel" Thomasson

Mark 'Pixel' Thomasson (born 30 March 1985) is a well known english cheapskate, alcoholic, gamer and all round casual racist who lives in the slum of Farnsley, near bolton, Greater Manchester

Family and early life

He is the father of two children and married to long suffering wife Jenny Thomasson

Gaming career

FIFA

Thomasson was initially the not included in the first team FIFA squad due to persistant poor performances online against Daniel Pennington but after persistant trying he was gained a first team trial. During this trial he performed well enough to earn a regular spot within in the first team squad however his performaces since then have dipped to a level below even that of Paul 'Groupon' Hamer, the low point of this being a full 5 hour FIFA night without a win which has left his place within the squad in doubt.

Call of Duty MW3

After many frustrating appearances in his FIFA career, with few goals and even less wins, Thomasson took the unusual step of moving from one game he was struggling at to another in an attempt to redeem his reputation. This move to Call of Duty MW3 has not been a great one for Thomasson with his performances earning him a reputation of being a player whos main tactic is Camping (gaming) around the maps.

In 2012 he introduced a player by the name of Gary "Ledley" Lormor who has introduced the term "we never play this map online" to the group.

personal problems

Pixel

Thomasson is known by the nickname Pixel due to his choice of cheap as fuck TV made by some no brand company which he previously had in the living room of his house in the slum of Farnsley.

Walnut dash

Pixel drives a Ford capri ghia fitted with a walnut trimmed dash

fruit cider

Pixel has a well publicised alcohol problem, he is unable to pass a single day without some type of fruit based cider drink, often from Aldi, which is possibly a factor in his poor gaming performances.