This innocent user expects everyone in the world to treat her userpage most properly and beautifully, for the welfare of Wikipediakind. She has heard this is what all goooooooooooooooooood Wikipedians do, they do not upset others by futilely vandalising their precious userpages. Remember, do not even dare to hesitate in removing any vandalism found, but do leave a note in the edit summary!
I wonder whether you would meet this user's expectations? Ya, I know you will!