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The other user has been blocked and I have taken the initiative of clearing your talk page of all of the nonsense. Of course, you are free to revert this if you like. Regards.--12 Noon ^2¢ 02:26, 5 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I dont mean to seem unfriendly, but your name could be bothersome to some editors, and/or, administrators. There. Good day, sir!Jonas, The Tall Blonde Leprechaun (talk) 21:01, 4 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I guess I do mean to be unfriendly. Please put the horse before the cart, and use your head.Jonas, The Tall Blonde Leprechaun (talk) 23:22, 4 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Look, all Im saying is; a name such as yours implies giving germs for Christmas, or "Here you go dude, hope you get sick!" Not a friendly gesture.Jonas, The Tall Blonde Leprechaun (talk) 21:06, 4 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

FINE, IF I GET SICK, IM SUING YOUR ASS!Jonas, The Tall Blonde Leprechaun (talk) 21:14, 4 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

MY DAD'S AN ATTORNEY!!![edit]

I just reported you to WP:UAA. So, eat it! Things like this really get to me. Just change your friggin name, okay?Jonas, The Tall Blonde Leprechaun (talk) 21:40, 4 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Are you serious with this? I don't see a problem with his username? I can't tell if you're joking or not. Elhector (talk) 22:38, 4 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Yes. I explained in detail on the top. Allow me to elaborate. Germs! You know, those pesky things that cause disease!? To my knowledge there are no good germs!Jonas, The Tall Blonde Leprechaun (talk) 23:22, 4 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Jonas, please read WP:NPA and WP:LEGAL. And I see nothing wrong in this name. Blood Red Sandman ^{(Talk) (Contribs)} 22:40, 4 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Behold, the respect of the utmost nature, that I bestow upon you...[edit]

Good evening, sir...And how are you, today?....Good.

It has been to the behoovement of myself, that I received correspondence from a charming user that goes by the name of Herik. Communicating to me (me, known henceforth as, "oneself") how "yourself" wishes to be left alone in the private domain of "yourself"s userpage. Oneself (i.e. "I") has a duty to follow the wishes of "themselves"("themselves" being WIKIMEDIA(tm) ) and also has the utmost respect for said entity. Cheers, God bless,...I bid you adieu.Jonas, The Tall Blonde Leprechaun (talk) 00:11, 5 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

January 2008[edit]

This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits.
If you continue to use talk pages such as User talk:Here, Have Some Of My Germs for inappropriate discussions you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Johnny Au (talk) 01:03, 5 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Funny how they warned you for my edits. I decided that I dont care if you keep your name or not. With all the starving children in the world, and the price of stamps going up, there are bigger problems. If you want me to make it up to you,...hell, we can go play baseball one day, or maybe catch a John Wayne movie. John Wayne, ...the revered American hero?Jonas, The Tall Blonde Leprechaun (talk) 01:32, 5 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

...What exactly is your fascination with John Wayne?Jonas, The Tall Blonde Leprechaun (talk) 01:38, 5 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

...and did you enjoy that scene in Full Metal Jacket where private Joker said "John Wayne,..is that you?" unaware that the drill instructor could hear him? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Jonas, The Tall Blonde Leprechaun (talk • contribs) 01:41, 5 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Re: Jonas, the tall blonde....wasnt bothering me.[edit]

The m.o. around Wikipedia is to block editors who are just here to waste time threatening others on talk pages. It's nice of you to take it in stride, but I don't see a compelling reason to unblock this user. ˉˉ^anetode╦╩ 02:45, 5 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]