User talk:Henry Jacobsen

October 2008[edit]

Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia, at least one of your recent edits, such as the one you made to Southern James Bay, did not appear to be constructive and has been removed. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and read the welcome page to learn more about contributing constructively to this encyclopedia. Thank you. Delicious carbuncle (talk) 02:17, 27 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia, as you did to Southern James Bay. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. Delicious carbuncle (talk) 04:18, 27 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did at Southern James Bay, you will be blocked from editing. Delicious carbuncle (talk) 12:49, 27 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits, such as those you made to Southern James Bay. If you vandalize Wikipedia again, you will be blocked from editing. Delicious carbuncle (talk) 13:06, 27 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Leave him alone![edit]

Keep your hands off Delicious Carbuncle! He's not Pauline Berry and you know it.

By the way, did I tell you about my new cocktail?

Lots of ice
Lots of vermouth (extra dry)
Splash of gin (optional but great)
Half a lemon (chopped up)

You should give it a try one of these days. Some philistines like Vermouth Rosso but I cuss them way bad, son.

I also like those little migratory Arctic-breeding waterbirds much more than studios. You should too. Kinema in the woods!! Fatsuit!!

Got to go, the kettle's boiling. Don't forget to write.

Your loving uncle,

Jacobsen's Ladder (talk) 14:50, 27 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]