There has long been a debate over which is greater, the pirate, or the ninja. Such questions commonly asked include, "which would win in a fight?" "which is 'cooler'?" "who has more fun?" "who has better fighting style?" "who has more style in general?" "who has better weapons?" "who gets more money?" and "who has a better social life?".

Arguments in favor of pirates[edit]

Pirates have more fun.
Pirates have guns.
Pirates swashbuckle.
Pirates get drunk on rum and grog.
Pirates sail the seven seas.
Pirates get loot.
Pirates get booty all the time.
Pirates have parrots.
Pirates have a better mode of transportation (ships).
Pirates have a life (they don't spend every second, of every minute, of every hour, of every day, training.)
Pirates actaully have friends, unlike ninjas all on their own.

Arguments in favor of ninjas[edit]

Ninjas can make themselves invisible.
Ninjas have cooler outfits.
Ninjas have better swords.
Ninjas throw weapons.
Ninjas can jump extremely far, almost like flying.
Ninjas are more loyal.
Ninjas are trained to kill.
Ninjas have stun-bombs.