User:Weird El

"Weird El" - other pseudonyms include "Techno Frizz", "Skinny Poodle", "Danny"...and, indeed, my name parodies a parody artist, "Weird Al" Yankovic, whom I'm sure you will see more of later on in this article.

I enjoy anything related to music. Listening to music, playing music, pretending to write music; you name it. My favourite instruments to play (or, more accurately, the only ones I can play) are piano, guitar, accordion, violin, and French horn. A select few from the plethora of my favourite bands include:

Oingo Boingo (Danny Elfman's composing, as well)
"Weird Al" Yankovic
They Might Be Giants
Queen
Talking Heads
Frank Zappa
The Beatles
George Gershwin

I adore comedy, permitting it's intellectual. Monty Python's Flying Circus, Emo Philips, Charlie Chaplin, and Andy Kaufman are all great. My favourite movies include UHF, Spın̈al Tap, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Plan Nine From Outer Space, Psycho...I could go on.

Note: this is a rough draft. I'll get about to writing more on here...eventually. As for now, you will have to learn everything about me through userboxes.

General

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This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.

This user is vegan.

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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

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This user is a professional procrastinator.

This user is a musician.

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This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

gk

This user is a geek.

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it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

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This user thinks that Emo Philips is the greatest comedian of all time.

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too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

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This user would like to know oodles more languages.

This user enjoys chess.

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This user can write HTML.

Y

This user is a member of
Generation Y.

POEM

This user has had one of their poems published.

This user is interested in the British Empire.

This user types with their feet.

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This user is a punctuation stickler.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user enjoys ballroom dancing.

This user enjoys writing.

This user was born on 6 June.

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This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

This user is not the Messiah! He is a very naughty boy!

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

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This user worships the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh).

This user is probably going to Hell.

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This user is interested in memetics.

This user is a bibliophile.

STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user has got red on her.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

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Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

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Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

Music

This user is an Elfmaniac.

AL

This user is a Close Personal Friend™ of "Weird Al" Yankovic

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This user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

This user's amps go to eleven.

This user loves
The Beatles.

Freddie Mercury takes this user's breath away.

This user wants to fill the world with Silly Love Songs. What's wrong with that?

This user plays the piano.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

This user enjoys polka music.

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user plays the horn.

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

This user plays the marimba.

W&N

This user is White & Nerdy.

This user listens to Frank Zappa.

This user ♥'s George Gershwin.

This user plays the violin.

This user enjoys film scores.

This user is a music composer.

This user plays the guitar.

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This user listens to music by Weird Al

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user is an audiophile.

This user enjoys Classical music.

SV	This user is a Steve Vai fan.

This user may be a teenager, but they love vinyl records.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

R.E.M.

This user knows it's the end of the world as we know it, and feels fine.

This user has spent a
A Night at the Opera

This user enjoys singing.

This user made a hole with a gun perpindicular, showing the home of the one this was written for.

Miscellaneous

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user listens to comedy music.

~~H₂O~~

This user is H₂O intolerant. Achoo!

This user drinks tea.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time.

This user is a Marxist,
with a Groucho tendency.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

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This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

Ph

This user is a fan of Physical comedy.

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This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

This user is interested in the history of Bohemia.

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This user fears the clowns.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

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This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational.

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

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This user remembers, remembers, the fifth of November.

This user greatly admires
and respects
Thomas Jefferson
for inspiring revolutions
around the world.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user is interested in architecture.

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This user is a Grammar Nazi.

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