User:Untoisaac

UNTOISAAC₇₉

Now with 1/2 the Carbs!

Born in a log cabin at the foot of the Smokey Mountains to an aristocratic but absent father and an illiterate mother, Untoisaac learned the art of potato cultivation early on. By age 17, Untoisaac had built the hugely successful bandage company Starch-eez from excess potato peels. Untoisaac found himself with both financial security and fame, yet was humble enough to attend multiple 'guest stays' at several rehabitation centers throughout Greater Phoenix.

After Starch-eez was bought out by the Catholic Church in 1988, Untoisaac turned his attentions toward fighting the YKK zipper monopoly. This struggle continues. More recently Untoisaac had been a guest on Conan (row F, seat 19) and has been known to occasionally shift from reverse to drive while the car was technically still in motion.

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• List of draughts players
• They Tried, They Lost
• Just one more cigarette!
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• Uncle Knuckles
• Audiophile
• Sonic Black Hole
• It's just so nice here

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