User:つがる/weird redirects

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

This page is not nor will ever be alphabetical because thegooduser does not eat alphabet soup and if you want it alphabetical sorry..... Well at least you could ask santa or someone for alphabet soup, ABCDEFG... Um what comes after G, these redirects?

WP:SHIT (Is poop really that offensive?)
WP:POPCORN (I can't afford popcorn)
WP:TWW TheWikiWizard has already been zapped from the signpost, and 'TheWikiWizard' would probably be very sick from all the candy he got this month during easter
WP:LENT Nobody created this link yet, because for lent they all agreed to not create this redirect
WP:YOUTUBE no youtube video has come up yet
WP:FOOT, Just Write WP on your foot and you'll have the redirect with you wherever you go!
WP:COFFEE I can't type this, I've drank too much C A F F I E I N E
WP:LAME Don't edit war over this redirect!
WP:WP is a shortcut directory, though It would take me a while to look for WP:Oshwah
WP:GOD a ~~sockpuppet ?~~ (Please assume good faith)
User:thegooduser/weird redirects what the hell is this page?
WP:COI do the editors who created this redirect/page have a COI with the Wikipedia COI guideline page???
Wikipedia:TRUMPHATE A COI?
WP:SOCKLIST what if a sock created this link?
WP:WATCHLIST I can't Watchlist my watchlist, please help!!!!
WP:HAND Was the redirect hand made?
WP:NOSE A nosy redirect?
WP:SP Signpost or Sign your Posts?
WP:TPS are there any redirect stalkers stalking the talk page stalkers?
WP:Hungry No wonder why it's a redlink, people are too hungry to create it!
WP:SAINT Redirect must have been made by a Saint!
WP:WATER I don't see any water floating in this redirect, except for a blue link
WP:TURKEY Is the Redirect Still Full from thanksgiving?
WP:HOMER "D'oh!"
WP:BART "Ow! Quit it."
WP:RIGGED is this redirect rigged?
WP:REDIRECT this redirect redirects!
WP:SANDBOX is there a sandbox for the sandbox???
WP:DISPUTE did editors have a dispute over who was going to create this redirect?
WP:BLACKLIST has this redirect been blacklisted?
SLUT yes it's a streetcar...
Disambiguation (disambiguation) Disambiguation (disambiguation) Disambiguation (disambiguation) Disambiguation (disambiguation)... OKAY WE GET IT!!!
wp:wp don't even ask me what the heck that thing is...