User:The00gazza
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Gary's Personal Life[edit]
Gary, a local Petrie resident, live a calming life of playing his computer and watching R rated movies on his TV. He also loves hacking his consoles, trying to get as many games as he wants for free. He also googles "abstract sex" and likes to read manga's about Jimmy Neutron and Kim Possible doing explicit things. He also thinks shipping Dawn and Misty from the TV series and game Pokémon is fun and 'exciting'. He lives a very rewarding life.
Gary has a girlfriend called Karissa who lives in Albany Creek. Everyone wonders why the two have actually been dating for a significant length of time but she recently revealed to the press that she "only has sympathy for Gary. I hope I can change his life and then run as far away from him as I possibly can once his life is no longer spent watching R rated movies."
Gary goes to the local high school and does subjects that hope to get him a career in computer and TV. He sits with a resonably popular group of people with his best friend Michael. He and Michael have a relationship that Karissa should be envy of. The two spend their time making sex jokes and laughing about hentai.
Gary wishes one day to turn into a magical pixie unicorn and fly off into rainbows into the magical land of chocolate.
Good Luck, Gary.
Awards[edit]
- Best Tetris 1D Player
- Most Times Ever to Say 'Fap'
- Coolest Gangster-Nerd
- Best Tryhard
- Best Male
- Best Male Role in a Amateur Stalker Film for a School Assignment
- Best Male Quote of "Weren't nicking my bike, were you?"
- Most Amount of Hentai Downloaded
- Coolest Hat
- Best Shizzle