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U ARE NOW IN THE PRESENCE OF TED. U ARE NOT PERMITTED TO MOVE HIM WITHOUT ADMIN CONSENT!!!!!!!!!!! 0.2% of wikipedians have been deleted by the admins for tampering with him!!!!!!!!!11 DO U TAKE DA RISK?!

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