User:Spencer J. Locke

Hello, if you're reading this you've obviously stumbled across my user page. Since I'm almost positive you have better things to do than read this feel free to get on with whatever it was you were doing.

If you don't have anything better to do, you are probably a very dull person.

Anyway here are some things about me, since I am terribly lazy they will mostly be expressed through userboxes.

TZThis user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.

This user is a child of the Enlightenment.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user is an anarchist.

This user is a libertarian.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs.

This user supports jury nullification.^‡

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

Cat LoverThis user is a
cat lover.

This user does NOT support the United Nations.

This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

fireflyThis user is a Browncoat.

This user opposes
universal health care.

Communism killed 100,000,000 people and all I got was this lousy user box.

This user believes a marriage consists of one man & one woman, one man & one man, one woman & one woman, or any other combination therein.

STATEThis user opposes State Sanctioned Marriage.

·This user is interested in maltheism.

XIIIThis user is a member of Vatican Section XIII

This user is The Walrus

This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge but is nonetheless opposed to plagiarism.

PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

This user's other car is a TARDIS.