User:skarz
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Picture a beast of flashing electric blue LED lights refracting off a platinum silver retina and illuminating itself into a material facade of fine mist that is capable of chewing the supple topography of the consumer product subject mind up like a little pink jelly bean...
Guess what?
YOU ARE GUILTY OF SUBVERSIVE THOUGHT TERRORISM
There is metallic shrimp-like sentient body fluid drones wriggling embedded in your flesh and swimming in your blood.
You might want to cut them out.
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN UNPLUGGED:
Rot-gut barrel back mud spurtin' corn hole yard man buckin' hard on a ball park hot dog, henceforth forevermore into eternity. Like it is now and forevermore shall be, unfurled from both ends. Congratulations!
You have received a plasma shadow memorial!
You are a grease spot.
Actual footage of me learning how to use automated tools on Wikipedia.
Definitely do not read:
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| This barnstar is awarded to everyone who - whatever their opinion - contributed to the discussion about Wikipedia and SOPA. Thank you for being a part of the discussion. Presented by the Wikimedia Foundation. |
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The Graphic Designer's Barnstar |
| Thanks for your efforts in getting us those quality images of the penitentiary!! ♦ Dr. Blofeld 22:45, 23 December 2013 (UTC) |
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