User:Shortplaya

my name is eric...aka wikipedia:wikignome these userboxes pretty much say everything else

About Me...through Userboxes

Basics:

NERDThis user is a proud, self-proclaimed nerd

NO LIFEThis user has been told he needs a life, as he spends his weekends editing Wikipedia and Bulbapedia.

BSNThis user is a bassoonist! Go Double Reeds!

ChatThis user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.

This user has too much time on their hands.

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

This user is right-handed.

This user is a jokester or comedian.

The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.

This user does not smoke.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user is of Mexican ancestry.

This user is interested in medicine.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.

This user supports the fight against testicular cancer.

This user knows that there IS NO EXIT.

This user loves knowledge.

???This user is interested in interest.

This user knows that penguins are evil!

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user just sank your battleship.

es-3Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.

amn'tThis user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.

who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

This user plays their music in the bass clef.

This user plays their music in the treble clef.

This user enjoys the big band sound

This user listens to comedy music.

This user needs more cowbell.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user is a carnivore.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

S₁This user is a Scrabble player.

This user prefers the GameCube and PlayStation 2 over the Xbox.

This user prefers the Wii.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user KNOWS that this is a lie. They just KNOW it.

This user is a Nintendo fanboy.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

This user plays the Jak and Daxter series.

This user plays games in the Kirby series.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

’M	Wild MissingNo. appeared!

This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.

This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is [[1]].

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user supports the United States Navy.

It never got WEIRD ENOUGH for this user.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

fan-3

This user wholeheartedly believes that LOST is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.

M.D.This user watches House.

HThis user believes that everybody lies.

J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

This user is not smarter than a 5th grader.

MB	This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

PPthis_userer pwns n00bs

MOREThis user has more userboxes.

This user comes from the Dominican Republic.

PEE-WEEThis user said the Secret Word.

This user works for CTU.

LOSTThis user mysteriously regained the use of his paralyzed legs.

LOSTThis user thinks his lottery winnings are cursed by the Numbers.

This user secretly wants to be the Blue Power Ranger

PHILIP J. FRYThis user is his own grandfather.

This user is on the list.

This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.

60sThis user is a fan of Sixties music.

This user is an a cappella singer.

CassThis user knows that you gotta make your own kind of music.

This user is a Libran.

This user is Latin American.

This user comes from Puerto Rico.

This user loves
The Beatles.

This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

This user enjoys llama trekking.

This user couldn't care less about football.

1337	7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

DUMB & DUMBERThis user has successfully managed to breed a bulldog with a shitzu.

NDThis user is
pretty good with a bo staff.

ND	This user voted for Pedro.

This user should have bought a squirrel.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

This user owns these lightsabers.

This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.

This user is best described as Chaos walking on 2 legs.

This user is just so überphantastik! Prostrate before him or her!

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

ASoUEThis user enjoys A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Are you watching closely?

This user is a musician.

This user knows basic
music theory.

This user plays the horn.

This user is a music composer.

band-3This user likes The Doors.

band-3This user likes The Rolling Stones.

band-3This user likes The Temptations.

band-3This user likes Fats Domino.

band-3This user likes Smokey Robinson.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys smooth jazz.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

R&BThis user listens to R&B  music.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

This user likes disco music.

Brai-0
⠿This user has no understanding of the Braille.

ipa-5
əThis user has a complete understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

Sgnw-0
This user has no understanding of the SignWriting.

該用戶認為漢字簡化破壞了漢字之美。
This user thinks that the beauty of Chinese characters is ruined by simplifying them.

Murder...

This user thinks that murders go wonderfully with dinner.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user plays table football, or "foosball".

This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.

VGThis user knows that video "games" cause an evil influence on children

This user didn't do it!!

Scepia

This user finally understands why Scepia moved so many gaming userboxes.

This user's brain weight is 1 billion milliong and has a brain of a/an really smart.

REVENGE TAKEDOWN

塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

KHThis user plays the Kingdom Hearts series.

MThis user has a best friend who looks like this.

MINE-0

This minesweeper doesn't know what the heck is going on.

This is this user.

SC3KThis user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.

This user plays games in the Super Monkey Ball series.

This user is a Super Smash Brother!

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user is Dark Link. Do what he says or die. Look, Link behind him's even about to bow.

Congrats! This user found the Triforce!

MaddenThis user plays Madden NFL games.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution.

This user is PREPARED TO QUALIFY

GThis user plays Galaga

D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

NameThis user's name is Eric.

This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either.

∞This user is an ageless immortal.

This user was born during the George H. W. Bush administration.

This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.

This user is a descendant of King Tutankhamun.

This user dislikes the new DST time.New DST Time

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user is diurnal.

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

Git-R-Done!This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.

You Might Be a Redneck If...This user is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy.

БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.

fan-3This user thinks that Dane Cook is the greatest comedian of all time.

fan-3This user thinks that Carlos Mencia is the greatest comedian of all time.

This user is ambidextrous.

JokerThis user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing...

Leo	This user's favorite Ninja Turtle is Leonardo.

SupermanThis user fights for Truth, Justice and the American Way!!!!!!!

SupermanThis user is neither a bird nor a plane.

SupermanThis user can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen

This user knows
Magneto was right.

This user is mourning the death of The Star-Spangled Avenger

This little tag you are reading is a userbox.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

Userboxes Rock!This user is a userbox!

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user has created 3 userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

ubxThis user uses userboxes.

Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This is a cell-sized userbox.

This user loves userboxes.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user is a chemist.

This user works for the US Federal Government.

This user is a Video game developer.

This user is a professional musician.

This user is a scientist.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

+This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.

This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.

This user don't wanna miss a thing.

The Beatles

This user likes to take a sad song and make it better.

This user is The Walrus

QThis user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

This user is interested in
Biochemistry.

This user is interested in
Molecular Biology.

This user is interested in
Cell Biology.

Mendel is this user's chromeboy.

This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.

This user uses a TI calculator.

This user is interested in
Immunology

This user prefers warm weather.

SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

This user is a skeet shooter.

This user has completed a marathon.

This user plays baseball.

This user couldn't care less about football.

This user plays American football.

PHIThis user is a fan of the
Philadelphia Eagles

MLB	This user is a Major League Baseball fan.

4	This user has been to 4 Major League Baseball stadiums.

MIAThis user is a fan of the
Miami Marlins

This user is a sumo wrestler.

This user cannot believe the Curse of Billy Penn is finally lifted!!!

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

This user has uninstalled
Internet Explorer.

This user uses Windows Live Messenger.

This user uses Skype.

This user wishes that the manufacturer did not install Windows Vista on their computer.

This user prefers Windows computers and is frustrated by Macs.

This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

This user uses BitTorrent.

This user uses the FrostWire P2P client.

P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

This user has relative pitch.

This user can read sheet music.

This user enjoys music by Antonio Vivaldi.

This user enjoys music by Johann Sebastian Bach.

This user enjoys music by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

This user enjoys music by
Ludwig van Beethoven.

This user has great respect for
Antonín Dvořák.

This user likes music by
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.

This user plays the Mellophone.

This user plays the trombone.

RBFThis user is doing the fish.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user enjoys ska.

This user likes most types of music.

This user listens to comedy music.

This user enjoys indie rock.

RAPThis user enjoys old school hip hop music, but is disappointed with the new scene of hip hop music.

This user enjoys ambient music.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

On a BoatThis user is on a boat.

This user is a MIDI collector.

o_OThis user is a moderate fan of anime.

._.This user sometimes reads manga.

[as]This user watches anime on
[adult swim].

Link	It is written: only Link can defeat 4Kids Entertainment

OVER 9000!This user knows that Vegeta's power level is OVER 9000!

This user wants to capture a Pokémon.

This user knows that PKMN does not mean Pikmin, Pink Monkey, or any other silly, worthless thing that you can think of. It only has one true meaning.

P!This user wants to be the very best like no-one ever was.

Gotta catch 'em all!This user is ready for the Poké Rap!

Porygon

This user is glad they weren't in Japan during the terrible Pokemon Shock.

N (+PS) (+XBOX)This user believes that Pokémon video games should remain exclusive to Nintendo consoles.

This user is an atheist, but believes Pastafarianism is the most humorous religion they don't believe in.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.