User:Professor Penguino/subpage/ Buttons

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

It's so satisfying to push buttons, isn't it? However, I would advise NOT hitting the red button just below.

Why, you ask?

You wouldn't want to blow up every server... do you?

So again, like I said, don't push the red button. Italicize, bold, and underline it. Don't.

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Just kidding, you can! :)