User:PoutineIsAwesome2017

I don't know how to introduce myself, but let's try it. I'm a 18-year-old guy from Québec City (which is why my username says poutine is awesome). In fact, I'm Elvis Presley. I was alive all that time. That... is how I describe myself. To see my WIP on userboxes, see User:PoutineIsAwesome2017/Userboxes. (I know, it's a red link, just don't worry, it'll happen soon...) Oh, and by the way, I know who is Big Brother: Tim Berners-Lee.

Interests

While we're at it, why don't I talk about me a little more? I like transit buses (my 685 Réseau de transport de la Capitale papercrafts is undeniable proof), Magic: The Gathering, jokes of any kind, and a lot of other things.

Userboxes

This user likes stupid signs

This user chews userboxes
nom nom nom

42This user knows that the answer is 42.

This user collects road signs.

This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories.

This user likes to sleep.

This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...

"LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!" - Many actors, Many movies

MTLThis user is a fan of the
Montreal Canadiens

This user doesn't like the Boston Bruins.

This user watches The Price Is Right!

Bob	This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right.

H?This user wishes the
History Channel still showed actual history programming.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

Busted
Plausible
ConfirmedThis user wants big boom.

This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

This user is a roadgeek.

This user likes transit buses made by Nova Bus.

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

sar-5This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.

fr-5Cet utilisateur parle français à un niveau professionnel.

en-CA
-5This user can contribute at a professional level of Canadian English.

This user can speak Quebec French.

neutralityThis user could not care less about the use of gender-neutral language.

firemanfighter
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language when it reasonably exists as an alternative to a common gendered word.

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.

fr-qc-5Heille ! Ça, c't'un vrai pro dans sa propre langue à lui!

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user's favorite character from the Mario series is Princess Peach.