User:Pmooney78

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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

de-2

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es-1

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

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~~they~~
he or she

This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

(s)he

This user supports parallel usage.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.

Thou/Ye

This user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

much & many

This user understands the difference between much & many.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

This user thinks good grammar is sexy.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

???
?!?
!!!

This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

"…"?

This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

ə

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

bash-2

This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.

BASIC-2

This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer.

js-1

This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer.

Lisp

(lambda (user)
(setf (lisp-p user) t))

pas-3

This user is an advanced Pascal programmer.

pro-2

This user is an intermediate Prolog programmer.

Lolcat

I CAN HAS LOLKITTEH!!1

This user is against DRM.

This user can type 80 WPM.

This user can type N WPM.

This user tracks what he listens to on Last.fm.

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

js	This user browses with JavaScript disabled. Everyone should.

This user has uninstalled
Internet Explorer.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user contributes using Inkscape.

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user burns CDs with K3b.

This user contributes while listening to Amarok.

This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.

This user continues to love Classic Mac OS.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux.

This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!

CUPS
PDF

This user creates PDFs in Ubuntu with CUPS.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

	This user uses Synaptic package manager.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user dreams primarily in terms of Italian sausage pizza.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.

This user believes that the world needs more pancakes. They make everything better.

This user eats sushi.

This user prefers dark chocolate

This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks Jones Soda.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user is interested in
Greek mythology.

This user is a skeptic.

This user is interested in maps.

This user enjoys photography.

This user likes walking by the
Coast

This user knows your mother
(and will say "hi" to her for you)

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user is interested in Gothic literature.

This user enjoys the works of
Jane Austen.

Samuel Beckett, twingle-twangler comfort my days of roses days of beauty

This user is an admirer of Borges.

This user enjoys the works of
Charles Dickens.

WF

This user enjoys the works of William Faulkner.

This user adores the works of James Joyce and yes I said yes I will Yes.

This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

This user is a fan of
the Hitch.

This user reads the dense and complex works of fiction written by Thomas Pynchon.

This user is a fan of José Saramago.

Mary Shelley, Modern Prometheus and Sibyl of The Last Man

This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user enjoys the works of
Mark Twain.

This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on April 25.

CRU

This user thinks that we are surely gone wild this year.

This user is a fan of the Iliad.

This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

Big Brother is watching this user.

DT	This user is a Dark Tower Junkie.

This user supports Don Quixote, and therefore opposes the use of wind power.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

This user lives in a warren
on Watership Down.

Duncan
Idaho

This user is a ghola
of Duncan Idaho.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.

LotF

This user does not want the conch.

This user is a servant of the noble House of Fingolfin.

X

Ceci n'est pas une userbox.
This user likes René Magritte

TV-0

This user has no television set.

~~Fox News~~

This user hates Fox News and anything connected to it.

This user is a child of the Enlightenment.

This user believes Groupthink is the most dangerous aspect of the human psyche. Who's with me?

rand

This user opposes Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

Pessimist? Nihilist? This user is an Antinatalist.

This user is a graduate student in English literature.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

This user is interested in classical mythology.

This user Hails Eris.

This user follows both the gourd and the sandal

This user would argue that, quite clearly, God cannot be both benevolent and omnipotent.

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.

LENT

This user gave up Roman Catholicism for Lent.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user is a scary Ghost.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.

<ref>

This user recognizes the importance of citing sources.

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This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

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Pmooney78 signs his posts and thinks you should too!

This user is undergoing rigorous training.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user is a WikiOgre.

This user is sick of seeing all of these ribbons.

nothumb

This user understands all the mysteries of the Universe

This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.

sis

This user has a little sister

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves
donuts.

This user is one of an infinite number of "monkeys" editing Wikipedia right now.

jklozvrfajbk
vsalvnkanvls;a

This user likes banging on the keyboard.

Guess what?

This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

KitH

This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

8/10

8 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."

IT

Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

BS

This user can speak Bullshit.

sar

This user is obviously not sarcastic.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

Driver's
license

This user has a driver's license.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

This user loves sausages.

This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

6×9=42

This user jokes in base 13.

This user is a member on the English Wikipedia.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user over-uses userboxes.

This user loves knowledge.

This user's buying a
stairway to heaven.

C:\>_

This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

HTML-2

This user is an intermediate HTML user.

css-2

This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user.

W3C

This user believes in compliance with W3C standards.

This user writes valid XHTML.

This user is a DeviantArt deviant.

This user is part of the International Penguin Conspiracy.

This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user loves espresso.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user supports
universal health care.

Personal Statement, etc.[edit]

Patrick Brian Mooney is a graduate student in the English department at UC Santa Barbara. I have a broad variety of intellectual interests related to literary modernism and postmodernism, the construction of identity, mythology and other broadly constructive systems, and so forth.

Plenty of other information can be found in the userboxes, for which I confess to having a weakness. If you're a [WikiFairy] with absolutely nothing to do, please feel free to organize the userboxes or set them up to collapse/be selectively random.

Other Web Presences[edit]

The English Department at UC Santa Barbara
Zotero
LinkedIn
Academia.edu
Amazon.com, or my Amazon.com wishlist.
PaperbackSwap
delicious.com
DeviantArt
last.fm
Twitter
Plaxo
MyOpenID
Picasa
Google
OpenLibrary
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Wikipedia to-do list[edit]

The article Eberhard_Jäckel doesn't include any mention of his role in the authentication of the Hitler Diaries. It also needs general cleanup.