User:Pigganon

General Info

Regular Contributor for

• Haven't done much lately

Admin of

• The Venture Brothers Wiki

Occasionally Edits

• Doctor Who Wiki
• Wikipedia

Usually Hangs Out In

• Doctor Who Wiki
• Wowwiki

Lives In

• The Internet
• World of Warcraft

Better Than

• You

Biography

Pigganon (who will henceforth be referred to as "Pigg"), is also known as Pigg" and "That One Weird Guy Who Talks To Himself" is a robot who spends all of his time on the internet. Being a robot, he has no life whatsoever, and no friends.

He has has been programmed with feelings, so don't hurt them, because he has been programmed with an infinite amount of memory, and holds grudges.

Pigg has an ego that is slightly smaller than Scotland, and it is easily bruised. He is prone to fits of narcissistic rage, and will flip the f*** out quite often. However, he also has a sensitive side. He once helped an old lady cross the street, using his rockets. Granted, she died of a heart attack as soon as they got to the other side, but she was old. Old people do that.

He tends to talk and type in the third person, pretending to be someone else.

Likes and Dislikes

Pigg has many likes, and a huge number of dislikes.

Likes

• World of Warcraft
• Doctor Who
• The Internet
• Food
• Long walks on the beach Not moving
• The Venture Bros.
• Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• Batman
• The works of Cormac McCarthy
• Lord of the Flies
• The works of Aldous Huxley
• 1984
• Cracked.com

Dislikes

• Trolls
• Hackers
• Westboro Baptist Church
• Haters, yo
• Religious Dogma
• Andy Warhol
• Whales
• Two and a Half Men
  • Charlie Sheen
• More to be added when thought of.

What Pigg Is Not

Pigg is many things, but he is also not many things. A few things he is not are:

• Pigg is not Pig
• Pigg is not Fig
• Pigg is not Wig
• Pigg is not Snacky

What Pigg Is Not: A Visual Aid

• 
  Fig
• 
  Wig

Pigg's Closing Statement

Pigganon (talk) 23:02, 14 August 2010 (UTC)