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chn-2katsaq-hayu chinuk wawa ukuk tilixam yaka kəmtəks.

fi-1Tämä käyttäjä puhuu vähän suomea.

it-1Questo utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano.

ik-0This user has no knowledge of Iñupiatun, or understands it with considerable difficulty.

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(But I puked everywhere afterwards!)

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Alaska.

On today's episode of "How I Accidentally Became #1 Contributor on a Wikipedia Version in a Language I Don't Even Speak Well":

OPOSSUM kʰapa ənsaykʰlupʰitiya yaka chaku kʰapa tʰawn! t’ɬunas msayka kəmtəks: kʰa nayka chaku-kəmtəks ukuk ləlang... nayka miɬayt kʰapa kʰaliponiya-iliʔi, pi nayka tiki łatwa alaska kʰapa wam iliʔi, pus mamuk-kʰla hayu uyx̣ət yawa. kʰimt’a 2023 snu yaka taɬləm-ikt-mun, nayka tiki chaku-kəmtəks chinuk ləlang, qʰiwa nayka t’ɬap hayu wawa-ikta pi iliʔi-nim kʰapa ukuk ləlang, kakwa "chum salmon", "cheechako", "Skookumchuck", pi hayu x̣luyma ikta. anqati, wik-qʰənchi nayka təmtəm: aɬqi nayka trai chaku-kəmtəks chinuk... nayka mamuk hayu hihi qʰənchi chako-kəmtəks ukuk ləlang.

Uncyclopedian OPOSSUM tulee kaupungissa! Tiedätte, että vielä opin tätä... Asun Kaliforniassa (yhdysvalloissa), ja haluan mennä Alaskassa kesässä, ja... siivota... rataita. Marraskuun alkauksesta olen tahtonut oppia chinook-jargon:en, koska löysin paljon tsinuk sanaissa pi paikan-nimeissa, kuin "chum salmon (vai koira-lohi)", "cheechako", "Skookumchuck", ja ereä asiaa. Minä olen ei koskaan tuntenut että yrrittäisin oppia chinook-jargon:ta... mutta olen olenut paljon hauska oppimassa tuota kieltä.

From Uncyclopedia OPOSSUM is coming to town! You know that I'm still learning this [chinook jargon]... I live in California, and I want to go to Alaska during the summer, to clear the trails (as a part-time park ranger.) Since early November I have wanted to learn Chinook Jargon, because I found a whole lot of words, place names and more in it, including "chum salmon", "cheechako", "Skookumchuck", among others. I never thought that I would try to learn Chinook, but I have had a lot of fun learning that language.

PS I started learning finnish last year only because of the excessive amount of weird finnish memes in the places you'd least expect them, feel free to correct my grammar.