User:MrIpodz

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MrIpodz
Yes, this is actually me.
Born
Dave Reginald Franklin River Essex Lufwandah McDonough-Hughes Brownstone Jonestown (no, not really)

(1995-06-15) June 15, 1995 (age 28)
NationalityEnglish
OccupationA fucking paper delivery boy
Years active2008–present
Parent(s)Mama and Pappa
Conviction(s)Being a twat

MrIpodz (born 15 June 1995) is the Wikipedia username for an English person, from, well...England. And he's me, I suppose. I am not famous and I'm therefore not really notable for anything, but I do like to edit Wikipedia, sometimes to correct spelling and grammar mistakes, things like that, though sometimes I will risk it and scribble untruths upon articles, but please don't harm me.

My oh so interesting life[edit]

Early life[edit]

Well I am a 90s kid. xoxox Well I was born in the 90s so don't judge me for writing that. Plus I do remember being about three or four and some cool stuff like Eminem bringing out "My Name Is". Oh and I fell backwards down the stairs and I hit my head once, which is probably why I am so deranged. Also, when I was aged seven and was attending my cousin's birthday party, I smashed the back window of our family's car. Blood was shed on that day. I remember my dad's finger bleeding.

However, I am by no means a delinquent. I like to think that I was a law abiding young citizen, and I still am.

Not so early life[edit]

At the age of fifteen I threatened to twist some ducks' balls in a pond area that I shall not name, so that their voices would be raised up an octave and would therefore sound a bit like Justin Bieber. I was escorted from said pond area for 24 hours.

Less than a year later I sang along and danced to Justin Bieber's "Baby" which was playing in a shopping centre and got escorted from there too. I'm not too sure why, I was just showing my appreciation for my all time favourite artist. Hmm. Maybe they just didn't like my singing. Nobody's voice can compete with Bieber's.

Hating on Justin Bieber isn't even funny anymore[edit]

Yes, his music isn't very good, though you shouldn't judge him as a person for that reason, though he seems to think homosexuality is a choice. Anyway, that's besides the point. People like (or liked) to take jabs at him because he sounded young for his age, which he doesn't anymore, really. If you think he's still yet to hit puberty, grow up.

Not so early life: Continued[edit]

When I was sixteen I was almost kicked out of college. Let's just be happy that I wasn't.

Personal life[edit]

I'm a middle child. My older brother is in One Direction (well he looks as though he is). Both my parents are still alive and can still tolerate my existence. I also have a girlfriend so life isn't all bad.

Other cool facts about me[edit]

  • I should be revising as I write this.
  • I like wearing band shirts.
  • Tim 'Ripper' Owens said I could have his babies. [1]

List of CDs I own[edit]

This list is accurate (240 CDs listed) as of 18th January 2013.

  • AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
  • AC/DC - Highway To Hell
  • Alice Cooper - Love It To Death
  • Alice Cooper - Killer
  • Alice Cooper - Welcome To My Nightmare
  • Alice Cooper - Hey Stoopid
  • Alice In Chains - Facelift
  • Alice In Chains - Dirt
  • Alice In Chains (Self titled)
  • Alice In Chains - Black Gives Way To Blue
  • Alter Bridge - One Day Remains
  • Alter Bridge - Blackbird
  • Anal Cunt - Fuckin' A
  • Anthrax - Fistful of Metal / Armed & Dangerous
  • Anthrax - Among The Living
  • Anthrax - Persistence of Time
  • Anthrax - Attack of the Killer Bs
  • Anthrax - Stomp 442
  • Anthrax - Volume 8: The Threat Is Real
  • Anthrax - We've Come For You All
  • Anthrax - Worship Music
  • Avenged Sevenfold - City of Evil
  • Avenged Sevenfold (self titled)
  • Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare
  • Black Sabbath (self-titled)
  • Black Sabbath - Paranoid
  • Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
  • Black Sabbath Vol 4
  • Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
  • Black Sabbath - Sabotage
  • Black Sabbath - Technical Ecstasy
  • Black Sabbath - Never Say Die!
  • Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell
  • Black Sabbath - Mob Rules
  • Black Sabbath - Born Again
  • Black Sabbath - Seventh Star
  • Blue Oyster Cult - Spectres
  • Bruce Dickinson - The Best Of
  • Deftones (self titled)
  • Deftones - Saturday Night Wrist
  • DevilDriver - The Fury of Our Maker's Hand
  • Disturbed - The Sickness
  • Disturbed - Believe
  • Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists
  • Disturbed - Indestructible
  • Disturbed - Asylum
  • Dream Theater - Images and Words
  • Dream Theater - Awake
  • Dream Theater - A Change of Seasons
  • Dream Theater - Falling Into Infinity
  • Dream Theater - Metropolis II: Scenes From A Memory
  • Dream Theater - Train of Thought
  • Dream Theater - Octavarium
  • Dream Theater - A Dramatic Turn of Events
  • Eminem - Encore
  • Eminem - Relapse
  • Exodus - Impact is Imminent
  • Exodus - Force of Habit
  • Faith No More - Angel Dust
  • Faith No More - Album of the Year
  • Fatboy Slim - Better Living Through Chemistry
  • Fatboy Slim - You've Come A Long Way, Baby
  • Fatboy Slim - Halfway Between The Gutter and the Stars
  • Fatboy Slim - Palookaville
  • Five Finger Death Punch - The Way of the Fist
  • Foo Fighters (self titled)
  • Foo Fighters - Wasting Light
  • Gorillaz (self-titled)
  • Gorillaz - G-Sides
  • Gorillaz - Demon Days
  • Guns N Roses - Appetite for Destruction
  • Guns N Roses - Use Your Illusion I
  • Guns N Roses - Use Your Illusion II
  • Guns N Roses - Chinese Democracy
  • Iron Maiden (self-titled)
  • Iron Maiden - Killers
  • Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
  • Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind
  • Iron Maiden - Powerslave
  • Iron Maiden - Live After Death
  • Iron Maiden - Somewhere In Time
  • Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
  • Iron Maiden - No Prayer for the Dying
  • Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark
  • Iron Maiden - The X Factor
  • Iron Maiden - Virtual XI
  • Iron Maiden - Brave New World
  • Iron Maiden - Dance of Death
  • Iron Maiden - A Matter of Life and Death
  • Iron Maiden - The Final Frontier
  • Jerry Cantrell - Boggy Depot
  • Judas Priest - Sin After Sin
  • Judas Priest - British Steel
  • Judas Priest - Turbo
  • Judas Priest - Painkiller
  • Judas Priest - Jugulator
  • Judas Priest - Demolition
  • Judas Priest - Angel of Retribution
  • Korn (self titled)
  • Korn - Life Is Peachy
  • Korn - Follow the Leader
  • Korn - Issues
  • Korn - Untouchables
  • Korn - Take A Look in the Mirror
  • Korn - See You on the Other Side
  • Korn (untitled)
  • Korn III: Remember Who You Are
  • Korn - The Path of Totality
  • Kyuss - Wretch
  • Kyuss - Blues For The Red Sun
  • Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley
  • Kyuss - ...And the Circus Leaves Town
  • Lamb of God - As The Palaces Burn
  • Lamb of God - Ashes of the Wake
  • Lamb of God - Sacrament
  • Lamb of God - Wrath
  • Lamb of God - Resolution
  • Led Zeppelin IV
  • Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy
  • Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavoured Water
  • Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
  • Linkin Park - Meteora
  • Linkin Park - Minutes to Midnight
  • Lou Reed & Metallica - Lulu
  • Machine Head - The Blackening
  • Machine Head - Unto The Locust
  • Mark Tremonti - All I Was
  • Meat Loaf - Bat Out of Hell II - Back Into Hell
  • Meat Loaf - Bat Out of Hell III - The Monster is Loose
  • Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying (2004)
  • Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying (25th anniversary)
  • Megadeth - So Far, So Good...So What? (2004)
  • Megadeth - Rust In Peace (2004)
  • Megadeth - Countdown to Extinction (2004)
  • Megadeth - Youthanasia (2004)
  • Megadeth - Cryptic Writings (2004)
  • Megadeth - Risk (Original)
  • Megadeth - Risk (2004)
  • Megadeth - The System Has Failed
  • Megadeth - United Abominations
  • Megadeth - Endgame
  • Megadeth - TH1RT3EN
  • Metallica - Kill 'Em All
  • Metallica - Ride The Lightning
  • Metallica - Master of Puppets
  • Metallica - ...And Justice For All
  • Metallica - Black Album
  • Metallica - Load
  • Metallica - ReLoad
  • Metallica - Garage Inc.
  • Metallica - S&M
  • Metallica - St. Anger
  • Metallica - Death Magnetic
  • Murderdolls - Women and Children Last
  • Nirvana - Bleach
  • Nirvana - Nevermind
  • Nirvana - In Utero
  • Nirvana - With The Lights Out
  • No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom
  • Oasis - Definitely Maybe
  • Oasis - (What's The Story) Morning Glory?
  • Oasis - Be Here Now
  • Ozzy Osbourne - Blizzard of Ozz
  • Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon
  • Pantera - Cowboys From Hell
  • Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power
  • Pantera - Far Beyond Driven
  • Pantera - The Great Southern Trendkill
  • Pantera - Reinventing the Steel
  • Pastel Jack (local band) - Trojan Horse
  • Pearl Jam - Ten
  • Pearl Jam - Vs.
  • Pearl Jam - Vitalogy
  • Pearl Jam - No Code
  • Pearl Jam - Yield
  • Pearl Jam - Binaural
  • Pearl Jam (self titled)
  • Primus - Frizzle Fry
  • Primus - Green Naugahyde
  • Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf
  • Queens of the Stone Age - Era Vulgaris
  • Radiohead - The Bends
  • Rage Against the Machine (self-titled)
  • Rage Against the Machine - Evil Empire
  • Rammstein - Sehnsucht
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers - Mother's Milk
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers - One Hot Minute
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers - Stadium Arcadium
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers - I'm With You
  • Scars On Broadway (self titled)
  • Sepultura - Chaos A.D.
  • Sepultura - Roots
  • Sepultura - Against
  • Sepultura - Nation
  • Serj Tankian - Elect the Dead
  • Serj Tankian - Imperfect Harmonies
  • Sex Pistols - Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
  • Slash (self titled)
  • Slayer - Reign In Blood
  • Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss
  • Slayer - God Hates Us All
  • Slipknot (self titled)
  • Slipknot - Iowa
  • Slipknot - Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
  • Slipknot - 9.0 Live
  • Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone
  • The Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
  • The Smashing Pumpkins - Adore
  • Soundgarden - Badmotorfinger
  • Soundgarden - Superunknown
  • Soundgarden - Down on the Upside
  • Stone Sour (self titled)
  • Stone Sour - Come What(ever) May
  • Stone Sour - Audio Secrecy
  • Stone Temple Pilots - Core
  • Stone Temple Pilots - Purple
  • Stone Temple Pilots (self titled)
  • Sylosis - Conclusion of an Age
  • System of a Down (self titled)
  • System of a Down - Toxicity
  • System of a Down - Steal This Album!
  • System of a Down - Mezmerize
  • System of a Down - Hypnotize
  • Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny
  • Tenacious D - Rize of the Fenix
  • Testament - The Legacy
  • Testament - Low
  • Testament - Dark Roots of Earth
  • Type O Negative - Bloody Kisses
  • Van Halen II
  • Van Halen - 1984
  • Velvet Revolver - Contraband
  • Velvet Revolver - Libertad
  • Weezer (Blue album)
  • Weezer (Green album)
  • Weezer - Make Believe
  • XIII (local band) - North of Nowhere

Rejected edits[edit]

Here are examples of some of the things I have scribbled upon this fascinating online encyclopedia over the years. It really highlights the importance of my contributions to this ever-expanding e-universe, I think.

Dragon Chasing Nanny[edit]

It's ridiculous. Wikipedia seems to think that if it's not on a website or in a book then there's no way it can be true. Let's take Mick Jagger for example. It is clear to all of us that he has two arms. However, this has not yet been pointed out in anything Wikipedia considers "a reliable source" and therefore is dismissed and would be removed from his article if you tried putting it in there. It's disgraceful, it really is.

Philip Schofield and his Cows / Lorraine Kelly the screaming robot[edit]

So one time, I wrote in Lorraine Kelly's article that she had confessed to providing the screams of R2/D2 in the Star Wars series. I waited for the blatant vandalism to be removed and for my account to be terminated for days, yet days went by and it was still there, with my account remaining intact.

With a smug expression upon my face, I took to vandalising Philip Schofield's article. I wrote that he had become interested in the milking of cows and its benefits.

The very next day, I checked Wikipedia again to find that both my Schofield and Kelly edits had been removed. I checked what was said about the both of them. Whilst Schofield's vandalism concering milking cows was marked as vandalism, Kelly's vandalism was lightly dismissed as a good faith edit. GOOD FAITH EDIT. GOOD. faith. So, the milking of cows, which I think is more likely to happen than having your voice end up in an official Star Wars film, was considered vandalism. Whereas the whole Star Wars thing is good faith? What the actual toss-bucket fuck-stringed piss bandit fuck?

Iron Wayne-den[edit]

In September 2012, I edited Wikipedia's article on Iron Maiden so it would give the then recent news that Bruce Dickinson had left Iron Maiden again, and for good this time, with Lil' Wayne as his replacement singer. However, the edits were removed shortly afterwards and I was given the following message: "Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did at Iron Maiden, you may be blocked from editing. Nerdtrap (talk) 20:18, 9 September 2012 (UTC)" What the fuck? Come on! Is it not obvious that Bruce has not been singing for the band for a few months now? Since when did he become black by any means? Why on Earth would he do that? And why would his voice become so much worse all of a sudden? Jesus, I need to take a deep breath and calm down. Here's the link to my truthful, well-sourced edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Iron_Maiden&oldid=511585072

Other thoughts and ponderings of my own/others not from Wikipedia, until now[edit]

Never mind, it's just some guy called Jon Donais. (What should Anthrax do now that Rob Caggiano has left?)[edit]

As I'm sure many Anthrax fans know by now, Rob Caggiano left Anthrax on the 4th of January to focus on studio production work. His statement in part reads: "I'm extremely proud of my time in Anthrax. Actually, that's an understatement! We accomplished so many great things together over the years and I shared some of the best times of my life with these guys. As a band, we also weathered quite a few storms along the way. It's been a wild ride (to say the least) from Day One and I wouldn't change one single thing about the last 12 years. This is an extremely difficult and emotional decision for me to make but my heart is just steering me in a different direction right now. I've always been one to follow my heart in everything that I do and while this might be one of the hardest decisions I have ever had to make, it feels like the right one for me at this time. Scott, Charlie, Joey, Frankie (and John Bush) will always be part of my family and this decision doesn't change the way I feel about that in the slightest." [2]

The glory days.

The band themselves have given a statement, which in part reads "With the Metal Alliance Tour on the horizon, we have been considering several lead guitarist options, and will be making an announcement on that shortly."[3] This could imply that despite Scott Ian saying the lineup with Rob would be "the only version of Anthrax until there is no Anthrax" [4] the band are not stopping yet, or at all. Looking through the article on Blabbermouth, these are some of the more popular options:

  • Hire Glen Drover if Geoff Tate's Queensryche hires Rob - Revenge is sweet. Although the comment that inspired this said Anthrax should hire Kelly Gray, he's still in Tatesryche and Glen's the one who left, so...yeah, I think that would work out better.
  • Get Dan Spitz back - It's seemingly a no-brainer to 'classic lineup' purists that Anthrax should get Dan Spitz back in order to become fully circle with the four other classic members who are the four remaining (duh!) but is this a possibility? He has two autistic children, I hear, so surely he'll need to pay tonnes of attention to them to give them the support they require. And plus, on the musical side, he's with that Red Lamb band, so where in his schedule could he possibly fit Anthrax?

He has once before reunited with his bandmates in a reunion tour lasting from 2005-2007, but it was made clear when he and Joey Belladonna (who came back in 2010) left the band that it was only temporary.

With all that said, on Twitter, Spitz HAS been retweeting requests from fans to rejoin the band, be it just for the upcoming tour or permanently, so maybe this is a sign. Maybe I could be wrong.

  • Hire Gary Holt for the tour - Some fans have faith that he can pull triple duty and play with Anthrax as well as Slayer and his own band, Exodus. And I'm sure Scott Ian wouldn't mind him filling in. He did once say if "The Big 4" was made "The Big 5" that Exodus could easily fill the extra slot. [5] But, we'll have to wait and see.
  • Get Paul Crook back - Crook was never really a full-time member, though he did help to fill the empty 'lead guitarist' slot after Dan Spitz left in 1995, along with Charlie Benante and even Dimebag Darrell. And I remember him saying he had a great time playing with Anthrax, so providing his schedule isn't too filled up with whatever he's doing, I'm sure he wouldn't mind doing it again.
  • Hire one of the early lead guitarists - the names Greg Walls and Bob Berry have also cropped up. They played lead guitar for the band very early in its career before they hired Dan Spitz. These comments, however, are likely a joke seeing as one reads "No Greg Walls = No Anthrax" pretending that he's been an integral part of the band for the last three decades.
  • Give Bill Ward a signable contract already - y'know, because No Bill Ward = No Anthrax either.

Nobody seems keen on the band hiring an unknown player and they assume they're scared off by the idea after the whole Dan Nelson thing. After all, he did take a shit on Frank Bello, [6]...

I, personally, am indifferent. I don't mind too much what they do. I'm glad they have 4 of the classic members still intact. Anthrax are one of my favourite bands. I loved Worship Music. Having Spitz back would be sweet, but I'm not relying on that, I don't see it as much of a possibility. And it's the band's decision, so we shouldn't be forcing our suggestions on them too much, as we don't know whether they're listening...

Rivers Cuomo Is a Dead Man. Miss Him, Miss Him. (updated)[edit]

I found this on some website and I agree with it all completely. I have teaks a few bits to correct typos and add updates.

Rivers Cuomo Is a Dead Man. Miss Him, Miss Him.

  • December 7, 2009
  • by Doctorate Upholder
Dead

In early 2003, in the time between Maladroit and Make Believe, Rivers Cuomo was struck by lightning while hiking part of the Appalachian Trail in Connecticut, his home state. Not wanting the public to know, and therefore be forced to destroy the band, the remaining members of Weezer decided to hire a look-a-like to replace Rivers and assume his identity. Although the new writing process of the band is not clear, what is clear is that post Maladroit Weezer has been exceptionally worse than the pre-Maladroit era. But if this simple fact is not enough proof to convince you that Rivers Cuomo is actually dead, here is some cold hard proof!

  • PROOF!

Although the decision to hire a replacement was unanimously approved within the band at the time, it appears they have later grown skeptical that it was the right choice. Over the years they have left a few clues for us so that we may learn the truth.

  • Clue #1: The Album Arts

Starting with Make Believe, Weezer has left many hints within each of their album arts that Rivers Cuomo is a dead man. Let’s start with Make Believe.

File:MakeBelieve.jpg

  • Notice how black this album is. Not only is every member dressed in black, as if they were all attending a funeral, the background is also very black. And speaking of the background…
  • Flowers! Where are flowers usually located? Funerals!
  • Notice the position that the Rivers Cuomo look alike has his arms in. If you look closely, the look-a-like is imitating the famous skull and cross bones image.
  • Also notice that the Rivers Cuomo look alike is the only one wearing white shoes. This is a reference to when the Paul McCartney look alike went barefoot in the infamous Abbey Road album cover.
  • The word “we” is over the look alike’s body, signifying the two people that now make up Rivers Cuomo, the original and dead Rivers, and the look alike.
  • The album is named “Make Believe,” as in make believe that Rivers is still alive.

Compelling!

File:Weezerred2.jpg

  • First the obvious. This album is named “The Red Album” and also features a red background. Why is this significant? Because blood is also red. Yes. True.
  • Notice the t-shirt that Scott Shriner (the man to the right of the Rivers Cuomo look alike) is wearing. The shirt features a lightning bolt pointed at Rivers with the words “Death Defyin’” printed across the bolt. The significance of this is quite clear. The lightning bolt is an allusion to the fact that the real Rivers Cuomo was killed by a lightning bolt, while the words represent what Weezer has attempted to accomplish with the Rivers Cuomo look alike, defy death.
  • The Rivers Cuomo look alike is wearing a cowboy hat. This is a symbol for the fact that cowboys in the Willd Wild West tended to live short and fast paced lives. Just like Rivers Cuomo!
  • Patrick Wilson (the man to the right of the look alike) isn’t facing the same direction as the look alike. This represents his apparent disgust, as it appears that he can’t even look at him even though he has superb vision (represented by the glasses located over his eyes).
  • The expression on the Rivers Cuomo look alike’s face appears to be quite distressed. Even though he has been handed fame, money, and a sucessful career, it appears even he believes what has been done to be sick.
  • The letter “z” is hanging directly over the Rivers Cuomo look alike. As the leter “z” has come to represent sleeping in modern culture, this signifies that the real Rivers is sleeping forever, or in another word, dead forever.

File:Weezer-Raditude.jpg

  • In ancient Indian culture, dogs were used as symbols for morbidity and death. While at Harvard, Rivers Cuomo took a few classes on Ancient India and therefore would know this. Presumably, he passed this knowledge on with the band as they posthumously use the reference as the focal point of Raditude.
  • In the background, there is very clearly an empty chair. This emptiness is representative of Rivers Cuomo’s absence from daily life and life in general. The band members clearly wish Rivers could occupy that chair again, but know that this will never happen.
  • The room’s walls are painted red, while the roof is painted white. Exactly like the Red Album, the red represents the blood that was shed by Rivers while on Earth, while the white symbolizes the purity of the afterlife that Rivers, hopefully, now occupies.
  • If you look closely at the name, Raditude, the letters can be rearranged to say “U Dead RIT.” The “U Dead” part is referring to Rivers, being dead, while “RIT” stands for “Rest In Turmoil.” It says “Rest in Turmoil” rather than “Rest In Peace” because the band knows Rivers’ soul can never rest in peace as long as people on Earth still believe he is alive.
  • The television in the corner is turned off, just like Rivers Cuomo’s brain is turned off, because he is dead.
  • The yellow lettering is also significant. The yellow symbolizes the color of lightning. The cause of Rivers’ death.
  • Clue #2: The Lyrics

Weezer has also left many clues of Rivers Cuomo’s death within their lyics. Once again let us start with Make Believe.

  • Lyrical Clues Within Make Believe:
  • “This Is Such A Pity”
  • The title is referencing how much of a “pity” it is that Rivers is dead and that they have replaced him with a lame look alike.
  • A few lyrics go, “We caused so much agony. We can’t seem to move ahead.” This is directly referencing how they hired the look alike.
  • Another line goes, “They’re about to call the police.” This is referencing the fear and paranoia Weezer now has to live with that they will be caught.
  • "We Are All On Drugs"
  • The remaining members of the band have resorted to taking drugs as a way of coping with their loss.
  • “The Damage In Your Heart”
  • The title is referencing the damage in Rivers Cuomo’s heart, more specifically the fact that his heart no longer works, because he is dead.
  • One line in the song references someone who, “vanished up in smoke.” In cartoons, when a charater is struck by lightning they tend to turn to ashes or in other words “vanish up in smoke.” This line therefore directly references the cause of Rivers’ death, a lightning bolt.
  • “My Best Friend”
  • The title is a reference to Rivers Cuomo, who presumably was their best friend.
  • One line goes as such, “There is no-one who can take your place.” This is a direct allusion to the regret Weezer now feels about replacing Rivers.
  • Lyrical Clues Within Weezer (The Red Album):
  • “The Greatest Man That Ever Lived”
  • The “greatest man that ever lived” is referring to Rivers Cuomo. Notice that “lived” is past tense, as in, Rivers was once alive, but not anymore. Because he is dead.
  • The song is written in the voice of the look alike talking to Rivers Cuomo. Lines such as “soon I’ll be playin’ in your underwear” and “you’ve given me all that I desire” support this.
  • “The Angel And The One”
  • Rivers Cuomo is the angel referenced in the title.
  • Lyrical Clues Within Raditude:
  • "Can't Stop Partying"
  • This song features Lil Wayne. LIL WAYNE. Would the band with the real Rivers Cuomo stoop so low as to include a guest rapper as terrible as Lil Wayne? No, I didn't think so either.
  • “Put Me Back Together”
  • This song is written in the voice of the band talking to Rivers Cuomo. They are asking to be “put back together” as since Rivers died, their music has been trash.
  • One line goes, “I’m a mess since you left.” This, once again, is a reference to how terrible the band now is.
  • Clue #3: The Mustache

Before 2003, Rivers Cuomo did not have a mustache. When Weezer was looking for a look alike, the closest person they could find had a noticeable birth mark right below his nose. The band decided that the man was close enough, but told him to grow a mustache to hide the birth mark. Hence the mustache! Since then, advances in technology have allowed for the removal of the look alike’s birth mark, and therefore the removal of his hideous mustache.

  • Clue #4: The Crash

With the recent reviews of Raditude turning out to be abysmal, it appears that the band is finally done with maintaining the lie. But rather than admitting they have been lying the whole time, it appears that they are attempting to kill off the look alike. On December 6th, 2009, Rivers Cuomo’s bus crashed after falling ten feet into a ditch. The look alike ended up surviving the crash with minimal injuries, but it is hard to believe that another “rubbing out” attempt will not be made shortly. The End!

So there you go! Rivers Cuomo is dead. Live with it.

Island of references[edit]

  1. ^ "Twitter / TimRipperOwens".
  2. ^ Sciarretto, Amy. "Rob Caggiano Leaves Anthrax".
  3. ^ "Guitarist Rob Caggiano Quits Anthrax". Blabbermouth.net. January 4, 2013. Retrieved January 4, 2012.
  4. ^ Hartmann, Graham. "Scott Ian: 'This Will Be the Only Version of Anthrax Until There Is No Anthrax'".
  5. ^ Shaw, Zach. "Anthrax's Scott Ian Thinks Exodus Would Qualify For The "Expanded" Big 4".
  6. ^ "I don't need a source, it's quite clearly true". {{cite web}}: Missing or empty |url= (help)

Since 1983, Kevin DuBrow was severely addicted to cocaine and became obsessed with living a "rock and roll" lifestyle of "sex, drugs and rock and roll", a habit he never quite got out of. He would often go on stage under the influence of cocaine and demonstrate erratic and/or self destructive behavior whilst shouting "Rock and metal!!!" which became very often to the point that the band was able to fit less songs into its setlist. When in 1987, DuBrow was found paralysed in a dustbin after taking a high amount of cocaine screaming "Rock and metal!!!", police arrived on the scene and arrested him, landing him in jail for 3 years. His bandmates were forced to find a new vocalist.

The band reformed in 1990 with DuBrow returning, although he had not kicked his habits. He turned up to recording sessions drunk and stoned, and would often forget his lines or fall unconscious due to overdoses. He would eventually reduce his usage of the drug prior to recording sessions, although still took the drug every night after returning home with prostitutes.

During the recording sessions for Down To The Bone, DuBrow brought with him a stripper, and activity was halted as they quickly allowed themselves to get heavily stoned, and therefore making DuBrow completely unable to complete vocal tracks. He suffered a near-fatal overdose that night. His doctor warned him that if he ever took the drug again, he would most likely die. DuBrow ignored these orders.

He would often take speedball with Bradley Nowell of Sublime from 1994 to Nowell's fatal overdose in 1996. One night, he landed in a three-month coma due to one near fatal overdose in 1995 whilst touring in support of Down To The Bone. His family very nearly switched off his life support.

His cocaine usage once again became out of control during 1998 recording sessions for Alive And Well whilst the band was attempting to re-record Quiet Riot classics. Eventually they decided to use and enhance alternative vocal takes from the time periods that the original songs were being recorded.

He appeared to clean up his act for a time afterwards, though was arrested for cocaine possession in 2000.

Shortly after the release of Guility Pleasures in 2001, DuBrow relapsed whilst on tour and repeatedly hit a stage-climbing fan on the head with his microphone. The fan soon died of his injuries, for which DuBrow was jailed for the next two years.

In 2003, shortly after being released from prison. DuBrow declared that he was clean for good and that he no longer felt the compulsion to take cocaine. However, a month later, DuBrow took an extremely severe amount of cocaine with a group of prostitutes and near-fatally overdosed again. This landed him in a one year coma, during which he legally died at least three times. Two months in, his life support was switched off and he was presumed dead, though was found to be breathing a few hours later.

After returning from his coma, DuBrow continued his high drug use. During concerts, he would often drop to the floor and sing incomprehensibly whilst screaming "Rock and metal" and during one instance, fell from the stage and had landed on and broken his right arm. After his brief hospitalization, an intervention was arranged in 2005. DuBrow accepted treatment after an emotional apology for his behaviour.

He once again seemed to clean up his act, completing a new album with Quiet Riot, the aptly titled Rehab, and performing better in concerts. However, in a 2007 interview, viewers commented that DuBrow appeared to be stoned again, with many fearing for the worst.

On November 25, 2007, The Vegas Eye reported on its website that DuBrow had been found dead that day in his house in Las Vegas. Initial reports were confirmed by local authorities and reported by major news outlets on November 26, 2007. The cause of death was determined to be an accidental overdose of cocaine, although it was thought that he had taken five times the fatal amount, confirming fan suspicions.[1][dead link] KTNV in Las Vegas reported that he had died about six days before his discovery, November 19, 2007.[2] DuBrow was buried in Pacific View Cemetery in Corona del Mar, California, next to his stepfather, Harold Mandell. A rabbi presided over his funeral service on November 30, 2007.[3]


Overkill 25 million[edit]

I saw in your notes you wrote that Bobby Blitz denied Overkill sold 25 million. Would you happen to have a link to that I'm curious.

Paranoid90 (talk) 04:41, 5 December 2013 (UTC)

Reflist[edit]

  1. ^ "Quiet Riot singer died of overdose". AP via Yahoo News. 12/10/2007. Archived from the original on 2007-12-15. Retrieved 2010-05-14. {{cite news}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  2. ^ Action News Exclusive: DuBrow's Fiancee Speaks Out
  3. ^ Cite error: The named reference dailypilot was invoked but never defined (see the help page).