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Malala Yousafzai
Yousafzai at an event in 2019
Born (1997-07-12) 12 July 1997 (age 26)
EducationEdgbaston High School
Alma materUniversity of Oxford
Occupation(s)Activist for female education, former blogger for BBC Urdu
EmployerMalala Fund
Spouse
Asser Malik
(m. 2021)
[2]
Parent(s)Ziauddin Yousafzai
Toor Pekai Yousafzai[3]
HonoursNobel Peace Prize (2014)
Websitemalala.org

Naussica Thea Belrose[4] (Gestated April 20, 2066) is a political migrant[5] literacy activist[6] and former Lolita of the Native Christian Republic of Texas.[7] Conceived as part of the state’s White Renewal agenda, she was a centrepiece of propaganda efforts before her defection to Evrope and subsequent Dehumanization.[8]

Born via surrogate in Austin[13] and raised according to White Sharia, she appeared in various government sponsored animated programmes like The Greatest Lie ever Told, until political changes brought about by the 2077 Heliocentrist Coup, caused her importance to wane.[14]

Married via Proxy to Master Sergeant Julius Bremer of the Texan Self-Defence Force on Christmas Day, 2080.[15] She lived in relative obscurity until the Death17 of President Christopher Arpaio and ensuing Civil War, (2083-85).[16] Granted her an opportunity to escape.[17]

Originally aiming to reach the Coastal Enclave of Victoria due to its lack of laws restricting female literacy, she was intercepted by a SeaGulf picodrone patrol and subsequently detained on suspicion of participating in Demographic Warfare.[17]

Released by the intervention of the Carbon Bank, she was deported to the Evropean Federation, were she was granted Residency Rights.[18] Currently she resides in Kazan.[19]

  1. ^ Anon (2019). "Yousafzai, Malala". Who's Who (online Oxford University Press ed.). Oxford: A & C Black. {{cite encyclopedia}}: More than one of |surname= and |author= specified (help); Unknown parameter |othernames= ignored (help) (Subscription or UK public library membership required.)
  2. ^ "Malala Yousafzai announces her marriage on Twitter". CBC News. Associated Press. 9 November 2021. Retrieved 9 November 2021.
  3. ^ Tighe, Siobhann (18 April 2017). "Malala Yousafzai's mother: Out of the shadows". BBC News. Retrieved 13 January 2021.
  4. ^ Makar, A. B.; McMartin, K. E.; Palese, M.; Tephly, T. R. (1975-06). "Formate assay in body fluids: application in methanol poisoning". Biochemical Medicine. 13 (2): 117–126. doi:10.1016/0006-2944(75)90147-7. ISSN 0006-2944. PMID 1. {{cite journal}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  5. ^ Makar, A. B.; McMartin, K. E.; Palese, M.; Tephly, T. R. (1975-06). "Formate assay in body fluids: application in methanol poisoning". Biochemical Medicine. 13 (2): 117–126. doi:10.1016/0006-2944(75)90147-7. ISSN 0006-2944. PMID 1. {{cite journal}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)