User:Lawrence142002

My name is Lawrence Watson. I was born February 11, 1988. I'm a Ringgold High School (Pennsylvania) graduate and I work as a comedian in the Pittsburgh area.

The wikiboxes below express my interests, likes and beliefs. These are me in a nutshell and will probably just give you all the info you could want about me, rather than me just typing it all. I should probably like to point out that I will add to it over time.

However, I will say that I am open to contact from fellow wikipedians on how to make my wiki better. I am, as stated before, a comedian in the Pittsburgh humor with what I like to call a hybrid act that brings together different forms of comedy. My comedic influences include the following: George Carlin, Robin Williams, Lewis Black and Mel Blanc. That is an incomplete list.

I am keenly interested in American as well as British politics. I identify myself as a left-leaning social democrat. I don't regret voting for Barack Obama as some have stated they are. In British politics, I currently support the British Labour Party, though I do wish the old Social Democratic Party (UK) was still around. Although I do like the Liberal Democrats, I believe Nick Clegg was a terrible choice for leadership. I love almost any kind of history though, not just political. Mainly American history but not necessarily limited to that as the wikiboxes below will indicate.

I am a fan of all Pittsburgh sports, excepting baseball, which I don't follow. My keenest sports interest is American football, especially the Pittsburgh Steelers YOI!!! as Myron Cope would say. My favorite Pittsburgh Steeler of all-time is Jack Lambert with now retired Hines Ward in second. My current favorite is T. J. Watt. In fact, I pretty much identify with all things Pittsburgh.

I watch professional wrestling, I have for 26 years. I regularly watch WWE and less regularly other promotions. I'm not a fan of TNA, however. I do watch Ring of Honor when I can. More and more frequently I've been enjoying Chikara as well. My top five favorite wrestlers include: Ric Flair, Steve Austin, Randy Savage, Shawn Michaels and Daniel Bryan. Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan made up my favorite commentary duo. My favorite match was the 1992 Royal Rumble match.

This user knows
life was worth losing...

AThis user loves it when a plan comes together.

This user is a WWE fan.

Is this user a fan of
Bryan Danielson?
YES! YES! YES!

This user is All Elite.

ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

This User is Having None of this God Business.

DEM	This user supports the Democratic Party of the United States.

This user believes that
facts trump
political propaganda.

This user supports abolishing the Electoral College, and did before Trump won the presidency.

This user supported Bernie Sanders' 2016 and 2020 presidential election campaigns.

This user ardently opposes the policies, actions, and behavior of Donald John Trump.

This user supported Barack Obama for the 2012 United States Presidential Election.

This user would have voted for “Fighting Bob” LaFollette in the 1924 election

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

CThis user watches
The Colbert Report.

This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user has a Sega 32X.

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

This user is a knucklehead.

This user thinks
Lenny Bruce is a martyr.

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This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user does not accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time...

This user wishes it wasn't the end.

This user loves
The Beatles.

This user is a fan of the Beach Boys.

This user is a bass.

This user knows that American football is the only true football.

NEThis user HATES the New England Patriots.

PGH
is6 Super Bowl Wins, 9 College Football
5 World Series Titles, 3 Stanley Cups
and 2 College Basketball Titles

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is of British ancestry.

This user has Cornish ancestry.

pghHey yinz! This user is a native speaker of Pixsburghese.

This user is always fascinated as he searches his family history and build a family tree to see what black sheep will turn up next.

This user is a proud fan of
Are You Being Served?
...and I am unanimous in that!

Ted	This user has visited Craggy Island.

This user advises you to pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

PnRThis user knows that Duke Silver is really Ron Swanson.

._.This user sometimes watches anime.

This user enjoys reading screenplays.

CalcDon't you dare say that this user is acting the goat...

MoeThis user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.

RUSHThis user has no heart to lie.

QueenYou can kiss my ass goodbye!
— Freddie Mercury - 1975

This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.YA RLY

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

Z zThis user's favorite letter in the English alphabet is Z.

This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

This user is a podcaster.

This user is serious. And don't call him "Shirley".

This user enjoys writing.

This user drinks so much milk, his bones can cut diamonds.

This user is a
curmudgeon

This user wonders if you've seen his stapler?.

30+This user is a tricenarian.

This user is a model railroad enthusiast.

TVTThis user is a troper.

This user is addicted to Presidents.

DemThis user is a Democrat.

This user supports preferential voting as opposed to first-past-the-post.

NF	This user's Keirsey Temperament is Idealist.

PITThis user is a Pittsburgh Penguins fan.

This user lives in or hails from
Pittsburgh.

This user waves Myron Cope's
the terrible towel

Go



Steelers!This user hates the Cleveland Browns, and enjoys watching them lose twice a year to the Pittsburgh Steelers!

PITThis user is a fan of the
Pittsburgh Steelers.

PITThis user reminisces of the
Pittsburgh Power

This user is a fan of the Pittsburgh Penguins.

MVThis user reminisces of the
Mon Valley Thunder.

PITThis user is a fan of
Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC

PITThis user is a fan of the
Pittsburgh Panthers

This user knows that there are
2,000,000 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.^†

This user is a pessimist.

This user's favourite animal is the Octopus.

This user is a Coconut!.

SNL	This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!

This user is a raconteur

Com-4This user is an expert comedian. They can hold their own in a comedy club.

libThis user is a liberal.

This user is interested in
alternate history.

This user is straight but not narrow.

This user is Pro-Choice.

This user believes that
alternative facts
are damnable lies.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user is an Anglophile.

This user believes that capitalism is an inherently unjust system, and that humans can do better.

This user opposes Ron Paul.

This user is a proud
official member of the
worthless 47 percent.

This user despises Gerrymandering.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†$ £
¥ €

This user believes in
universal college tuition.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user is anti-fascist who is against racist ideology of the Third Reich, Fascist Italy, NDH and Nedić's Serbia.

I support statehood for Puerto Rico.

MThis user enjoys their steak Medium.

YRThis user supports youth rights.

This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012.

This user is interested in the Roman Empire.

This user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party

This user is of English ancestry

This user identifies with the
West Country

This user is against monarchy.

=	This user supports the Make Trade Fair campaign.

Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.

Lib-Lab

This user's vote Swings between Labour and the Lib Dems.

This user would like a search engine for Wikipedia userboxes.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user loves white pizza.

This user loves pancakes.

This user drinks orange juice.

When given a choice, this user drinks cream soda.

RBThis user drinks Mug Root Beer.

This user prefers Pepsi over Coca Cola

This user enjoys graham crackers and peanut butter.

This user owns one or more Pugs.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

1066	This user is interested in the Norman Conquest.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.

This user prefers white chocolate

This user prefers dark chocolate

This user ❤ spicy foods

This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

This user drinks so much milk, his bones can cut diamonds.

PepsiThis user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.

This user eats at Wendy's.

This user wants to visit Antarctica.

RCThis user drinks RC Cola.

EC
F'n
WThis user lives in the original
House Of Hardcore.

This user has been humbled by Iron Sheik.

This user is a fan of The Dead Man, The Undertaker.

This user prefers satellite television over cable television.

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

This user believes that all men are created equal.

SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

This user loves the Spring.

This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States.

This user is always fascinated as he searches his family history and build a family tree to see what black sheep will turn up next.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

WTAEThis user is a viewer of WTAE-TV ABC 4 Pittsburgh.

This user prefers
New York pizza

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

Clue	This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...

This user wants a World government.

This user sympathises with Anarcho-Syndicalism.

This user is a social democrat.

This user supported the campaigns of Bernie Sanders. #FeelTheBern!

This user is interested in the Salem Witch Trials.

This user loves the Autumn.

This user is a waffle eater.

LIBThis user loves Drugs, Abortion, Gay Marriage, and Immigration*

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user opposes the use of capital punishment.

This user is pro-cannabis.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*

PC	This user believes political correctness was created in good intentions, but is often overused, misused, or taken way out of context.

This user is against
strict gun control.

This user supports both straight and gay marriages, and is against any restrictions on who can marry.

This user loves the Winter.

This user prefers green grapes over red grapes.

This user likes Thomas Paine.

This user likes George Washington.

This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.

This user supports Scottish independence.

This user wants to reform the United Nations.

This user loves blue cheese.

This user thinks President George W. Bush should have been impeached.

This user thinks Vice President Dick Cheney should have been impeached.

This user supports the Independence of Tibet

This user wants Puerto Rico to either be a U.S. state
or a sovereign country.^†

In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user eats ham.

This user eats steak.

This user eats at Burger King.

This user likes deer meat.

This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.

This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.

This user enjoys graham crackers and peanut butter.

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

Burrito ergo sum

I fart, therefore I am.

This user supports
universal health care.

This user believes in
universal college tuition.

This user does not use drugs, but figures people should be able to use recreational drugs in their own home if they're responsible about it.

This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education.

This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*

This user is interested in
the history of the United States.

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user is interested in the American Revolution.

This user greatly admires
Abraham Lincoln.

PBSThis user supports PBS.

This user eats cheese.

WQEDThis user watches
WQED-TV PBS 13 Pittsburgh.

KDKAThis user is a viewer of KDKA-TV CBS 2 Pittsburgh.

This user is interested in the life and times of Napoleon.

WWEThis user is a professional wrestling fan.

 This user enjoys wrestling on Fridays.

Here we go Steelers!

JHNThis user reminisces of the
Johnstown Chiefs

Let's go Pirates!

This user watches Netflix

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

WWE

This user prefers WWE over TNA.

TNA

This user is interested in the Napoleonic era.

ADThis user supports the Australian Democrats.

This user wants Washington, D.C. to become the 51st state.

This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack government and wants stronger separation of church and state.

This user is against compulsory state sanctioned prayer in public schools.

H?This user wishes the
History Channel still showed actual history programming.

NDP	This user supports the New Democratic Party.

LabourThis user supports the Labour Party of New Zealand.

This user wants a Fish Nightlight like Sheldon's from The Big Bang Theory.

This user is a civil libertarian.

This user is a railfan.

This user remembers VHS. ±

PNCThis user does his banking at PNC Bank.

This user loves to write.

This user loves to read.

This user believes any universe would be a happier, safer and saner place if there were no religion.

This user believes Australia should become a Republic.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!