User:Henry Ingraham/sandbox

Henry Ingraham

— Wikipedian ♂ —
Born	20th Century Seattle, Washington
Name in real life	Henry
Gender	Male
Pronouns	He/Him
Nationality	American
Country	United States of America
Languages	American English
Current time	Yes
Ethnicity	White/European
Race	Human race
Height	Yes
Weight	Yes
Hair	Yes
Eyes	Yes
Handedness	Yes
Blood type	Red
Sexuality	Yes
IQ	Yes
Personality type	Yes
Alignment	Yes
Family and friends
Marital status	Single
Spouse	No
Girlfriend	No
Boyfriend	No
Children	No humans, 1x canine
Siblings	Yes
Parents	Yes
Pets	1x Blue-nosed Pitbull
Education and employment
Occupation	Former Dick-Tater
Employer	Civil Air Patrol
Education	Yes
High school	Yes
College	Please god, please
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies	Wikipedia, War Thunder, Civil Air Patrol, Foil (fencing)
Religion	Attempting to convert
Politics	Yes
Aliases	Yes
Movies	Yes
Shows	Yes
Books	Yes
Music	Yes
Interests
Wikipedia, War Thunder, Airplanes, Airplanes, Airplanes, Airplanes, Airplanes. The United States Military
Contact info
Website	en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Henry_Ingraham
Blog	en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Henry_Ingraham
Email	"Email this user"
Henry Ingraham subpages
Account statistics
First edit	Su-47 Berkut
Extended confirmed	Yes
Page mover	No
Pending changes reviewer	Yes
Rollbacker	No
Template editor	Yes
Administrator	Never
Edit count	100ish
Permissions	No idea
Signature	[[ Scribble |thumb|henry ingraham's signature]]
Userboxes
This user is proud to be a Russian ! ruРусский — родной язык этого участника. en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English. This user is a member of the Military aviation task force of WikiProject Military history. This user is a fencer. This user couldn't care less about football.

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Unified login: Henry Ingraham is the unique login of this user for all public Wikimedia projects.

New WP Slogans

• Wikipedia – The Encyclopedia anyone can vandalize!
• Wikipedia - We make herding cats seem super-easy!
• Wikipedia - You don't have to be crazy to edit here, but it helps!
• Wikipedia - The internet version of the camel - a horse designed by committee!

Miscellaneous comments

• I'm not an idiot, but I sometimes play one on Wikipedia!

And Now, Something Completely Different

Fractured Proverbs, Sayings, and Famous lines

These are early drafts of proverbs and sayings, or those that otherwise didn't make the cut:

1. "Don't change horses mid-stream, as you might drop the diaper in the water."
2. "I stink, therefore I spam."
3. "Oh what a tangled bed we leave, when first we practice to conceive."
4. "A rolling moss gathers no stones."
5. "Sometimes you bare the ghits, sometimes the ghits bare you."
6. "Those who live in stone houses should not throw glass."
7. "Two behinds stink alike."
8. "We put our business in other people's noses."
9. "A witch in lime saves twine."
10. "You can't seed the forest for the fees."

Options for a new username

1. User:I registered on Wikipedia, and all I got was this lousy username.

Annotated photos

Why the long face? I got cancelled and cost my company billions!

Social distancing for airliners.

A T-6 Texan II and a T-6 Texan, too! Yes, Texas is big enough to have two planes named after it.

A C-141 participates in Operation Deep Freeze in Antarctica, as uniformed officers of the Pt. Murdo Constabulary Force stand guard.

A baby Boeing with its mother

A very large windvane!

"In hindsight, building that Wal-Mart next to the airport was a bad idea!"

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a Super Hornet!!??