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Grey squirrel

The Most Honorable Grumpy Squirrel
Bing Bingy Bimbo Squimbo Squirrel
Born	Grumpo 1990
Died	2018 Texas Roadhouse, Madison, Wisconsin
Nationality	Canadian
Other names	Fuzzball, Furball, Shagtag
Alma mater	University of Sherwood Forest
Occupation	Nutcracker
Employer	Texas Roadhouse
Known for	Introducing peanuts as appetizer at all Texas Roadhouse franchise locations
Height	10 in (25 cm)
Successor	Dale
Parent	Fuzzy Franklin

Early Years

Grumpy Squirrel was a Grey Squirrel known for introducing peanuts as an appetizer for Texas Roadhouse franchises. He was born in 1990 and his father was Fuzzy Franklin.

Migration to Madison, Wisconsin

When Grumpy was two years old, his father secured employment as a janitor for the State of Wisconsin capitol building. In Grumpy's later years, he decided to help improve his family's economic situation and looked for an after-school job.

Texas Roadhouse

Grumpy Squirrel kept a framed picture of "Squirrel Nutkin" in his office at Texas Roadhouse.

In 1998, The Most Honorable Grumpy Squirrel, applied for a dish washing job at a Texas Roadhouse restaurant in Madison, Wisconsin. After a series of interviews over three days, the manager hired Grumpy Squirrel. Grumpy Squirrel worked at the restaurant until his death in 2018. While he was employed as a dishwasher, he developed a calculation to improve the throughput rate of washing soup bowls.

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Discovery of Squirrel Egyptian Tomb

In 1999, Grumpy Squirrel visited Egypt for a 10-day vacation. While there, he visited King Tut's tomb on a guided tour. During the tour, he pointed at an urn and commented to the tour guide that the urn looked like a squirrel. Grumpy asked the tour guide for permission to open the urn. The tour guide granted permission. When Grumpy Squirrel opened the urn, he discovered the mummified remains of a squirrel as well as a set of Egyptian hieroglyphs that named the squirrel.