User:Clash Jester

Hi I am a player of The Clarets,popularly known as Burnley. I am usually a starter in their lineups. I have so far managed to score a few goals for my team. I have kept myself anonymous to avoid publicity. Besides EPL, I am a huge fan of Goalkeeper Goals and ISL. I support my own team-Burnley

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This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user knows the difference between beauty and trash.

Why I like ISL

In 2019,I met an Indian actor in a restaurant. His name was probably Abishake Bachan(I can't remember his funny name). He told me that he was an owner of an Indian football team. He asked me to watch the matches. Though I thought that it is a bad league,it was intresting to see the matches. I liked a few matches highlights. From then I watch ISL.

Emails

I sometimes get mails from fellow footballers. Here is the list of some-

• Coady (OK,not bad)
• Paul Pogba (OMG,speechless)
• Ben Foster (He was 6 years senior to me,have known him since we met in player liaisoning office of EPL headquarters.
• Adam Lallana (A Liverpool player,this is special.)

My IP address

Sometimes people get deceived by my IP address. They ask that why my IP address has location of India. This is due to conflicting networks. I have visited India and Bhutan. So I had fixed my location permanently because to avoid interchanging of IP addresses.