User:Abaker0993/sandbox
The History of the Crew[edit]
The Crew was a satanic cult founded in 1512 by Sir Anthony Cole Evans and King Austin Hynote. Back in 1500 they became friends and traveled together and starting doing evil things like kidnappings and rituals on people to show their worthiness to King Paimon. Because of their similarities they bonded through friendship and created the Crew and they needed new members so they were looking.
Members of the Crew[edit]
Siar Anthony Cole Evans
King Austin Hynotte
Tyler Gudeman
Alexander Whisman of Berlin
Evan Michael Rose
King Adam Baker II
Nathaniel Brimberry
Siar Anthony Cole Evans[edit]
Born: October 15th, 1502
Died: April 7th, 1576 (bear attack)
Parents: Unknown
Religion: Satanism
Famous Quotes: "It doesn't matter.", "You think God is gonna help you zounderkite."
One of the founders of the Crew.
Crew Dates: 1512-1576Facts:
- Known for taking care of Paimon's Invincible cat named Amada which was indestructible and immune to all diseases.
- Took part in the Winter War
- killed 312 men just by staring at them
- said to be the father of Atheism and Satanism
King Austin Hynote[edit]
Born: April 15th 1503
Died: Unknown
Parents: King Hynote
Religion: Satanism
Famous Quotes: "Suicide is funny."
One of the founders of the crew
Crew Dates: 1512-death
Facts:
- said to lure men into his castle sexually and kill them in the royal bathtub this is why today we say the term "bloodbath"
- Death is unknown because his last days he went missing and legend says he became a demon and now sacrifices men to this day.
- was a commander in the Winter War
Tyler Gudeman[edit]
Born: August 15th, 1502
Died: December 25th 1580 (suicide)
Parents: Lucifer Brown
Religion: Satanism
Famous Quotes: "gaba de? gaba du."
First person to join the Crew
Crew Dates: 1513-1580
Facts:
- Was thought to be a homosexual but turns out you aren't gay if you are part of the Choir.
- said to be the most handsome man on Earth
- Was going to be sacrificed but Austin thought he was cute
- was in the Winter War
Alexander Whisman of Berlin[edit]
Born: April 15th, 1503
Died: April 15th, 1523 (obesity caused illnesses)
Parents: Kevin the Dooth
Religion: Nazism/Satanism
Famous Quotes: "Check out this sick riff I made the other day," "Guys actually stop calling me fat." "Hitler was actually a cool guy."
Joined after Tyler
Crew Dates: 1514-1523
Facts:
- Can tell the future and past.
- Main reason the Holocaust happened
- Died in The Winter War
- Ginger was set to be hanged in 1509 at 6 years old and when they went to hang him he broke the rope and caused a 7.9 Earthquake killing millions when he hit the ground.
- got kicked out of the Crew and rejoined.
Evan Michael Rose[edit]
Born: Unknown
Died: Unknown
Parents: HIs mom is hot
Religion: Vonism
Famous Quotes: "Fugazi! get me a pen and a pad, gimme some racks bitch give me the stack, hop on the track, if you aint doint that then take a step back, bitches fuckin fugazi and I ain't lyin, I'll go catch a body. goin beast mode i'm all in my zone. this wicked your ass is exposed. fuckin on youth, afraid of tellin the truth, I just met my doom. bust my ass to the moon, Im outta this world just stole your girl. gave her a world gave her some pearls, i'm elegant I'm relevant, come up to me bitch you better be hesitant."
Joined around Alex's arrival
Crew dates: 1514-1516
Facts:
- Fugazi Von is his real name
- he will steal your girl
- he's outta this world
- got kicked out of the crew for being kinda gay.
King Adam Baker II[edit]
Born: December 2nd, 1502
Died: January 1st, 1602
Parents: King Baker I
Religion: Satanism/Caethuluism
Famous Quotes: "Ion wanna go school!"
Crew Dates: 1517-1602
Facts:
- worst hair of the crew
- obtained every STD known to man
- is the reason the Crew does Sacrificial Rituals.
- Hail Paimon
Nathaniel Brimberry[edit]
Born: Unknown
Died: Unknown
Parents: Paimon
Religion: Satanism
Famous Quotes: none
Crew Dates: 1517-death
Facts:
- He is the most outcasted member of the Crew
- believed to be a cannibal
- Created and Summoned Slenderman
- Alex never wanted Nate in the Crew.
The Winter War[edit]
Cooking with Alex[edit]
