User:2MuchCoffee

Hello, I am a business consultant, I just started editing Wikipedia, although I have been using the site for a long time. I am originally from New York, but currently work and live in Jersey.

Pro's to being a business consultant

This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.

• No one knows what you do when you tell them your a consultant.
• I am hired because of my B.A. in B.S.
• Free advice costs nothing until you act on it
• If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion.

Con's to being a business consultant

• Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
• Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do it.
  • Haha to bad im the expert......
• It takes two things to be a consultant - grey hair and hemorrhoids. The grey hair makes you look distinguished and the hemorrhoids make you look concerned.
• After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.

My heroes

Thank you!!

Userboxes...for the user

CDPThis user is a Career Development Practitioner.

This user is a Project Manager.

This user is an educator.

+This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.