User:The Coldwood

This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

pgl

Isthay useryay isyay anyay activeyay eakerspay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.

gb-0

This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.

ja-2

この利用者は中級の日本語ができます。

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tlh-2

tlhIngan Hol jatlh lo'wI'vam.

Wikipedia

This user is a participant in WikiProject Aircraft.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Userboxes.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Anime and manga.

This user is a member of WikiProject Pokémon.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user assumes good faith.

This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

Vocation

This user is an academic.

This user is a code monkey.

This user is a professional graphic designer.

This user is a professional webmaster.

Politics

This user supports the Conservative Party of Canada.

{{User Marijuanaparty}}

Beliefs

This user practices abstinence.

All your base are belong to this user.

This user is a carnivore.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is interested in luck.

This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.

This user is straight.

This user is interested in Taoism.

This user is interested in Theism.

{{user United Church of Canada}}

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

Personal Information

This user is a Wikipedian in Alberta.

AS

This user has Asperger syndrome.

This user comes from Canada.

This user prefers cold weather.

File:Annoyingthing.jpg

This user thinks that Crazy Frog is annoying.

This user is drug-free.

This user comes from Edmonton.

gk

This user is a geek.

This user is male.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.

This user is of Polish ancestry.

This user is right-handed.

TS

This user has Tourette syndrome.

This user was active in the Boy Scouts of America.

YA

This user is a young adult.

Programming

This user is a code monkey.

prog-N

This user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.

C-4

This user is an expert C programmer.

Java

This user can program in Java.

Perl

This user is just another Perl hacker.

PHP

This user can code PHP.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

This user can program in JavaScript.

KON

This user could write widgets for the Yahoo! Widget Engine.

mysql

This user writes programs that access MySQL.

XML

This user can write XML.

xhtml

This user can write XHTML.

Interests

*_*

This user loves anime.

Favourite Foods

This user loves hamburgers.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user drinks Pepsi.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user eats at Burger King.

Computing Activities

This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

This user contributes to Digg.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

This user tracks their money on Where's Willy.

This user maintains a blog.

This user uses WordPress.

This user's Internet service provider is Shaw Communications.

This user runs macOS.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

This user contributes using a MacBook Pro.

@

This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

This user is an editor at DMOZ.

T

This user's Internet service provider is T-Online.

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

This user uses Azureus.

This user contributes using Firefox.

Gaming Activities

This user prefers to play games on a laptop.

This user likes to play games on his or her Mac, but is getting awfully sick of Breakout.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

This user is addicted to video games.

User:Scepia/gamedev

LE

This user's alignment is Lawful Evil: the "Dominator."

NWN

This user plays Neverwinter Nights.

RO

This user plays Ragnarok Online.

Television/Online Animation

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

H * R

This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

CBC

This user watches CBC Television.

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.

Reading

This user reads webcomics.

This user reads between the lines.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user enjoys writing.

SK

This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

漫画

This user is a manga otaku.

ACADEMIC JOURNAL

This user has had his/her work published in an academic journal.

This user page is under construction

I guess maybe it's about time I actually put some content in my user page? I do have my own Web sites in which I do say some stuff about myself and rant about my pet peeves and stuff, though.

I try to concentrate on places where I can do productive stuff without getting into an edit war, but I haven't always succeeded in staying out of conflict and controversy.

About Me[edit]

I am 18 years old, I am currently immigrating to Canada (living in Edmonton on a work permit) and I have been involved in web design since August of 1998. I also have been active in the Open Directory Project since late 2003.

Internet Annoyances[edit]

Background Music on web pages
Flash/Shockwave Banner Advertisements
Newbie web masters asking for free designs/code
Spam E-mail (No, I do not want to buy ch34p c1alis)

Scholarly Endeavours[edit]

Learning to speak the world's tongue[edit]

In my travels, I have learned that it would be in my best interest learn more languages. Whilest I can't speak all of these languages fluently, I can survive in an instance of being in a country that speaks a certain language.

Accomplishments[edit]

Wikipedia[edit]

I love to contribute to free tools so naturally, I participate here at Wikipedia.

Wikipedia Expansions[edit]

Completed
- Added some information on the Postal 3 article.
- Relabelled Bioware-games
In Progress
- Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark
In Queue for Creation

Templates[edit]

I created the below templates:

Userboxes[edit]

In Progress
- Canadian English Userboxes.
Fixed Userboxes
- Austrailian English 0

Inter-language accomplishments[edit]

I only list my english accomplishments here. My accomplishments in other languages are listed at my user pages on the other wikis and my personal web site.

Wikipedia in French
Wikipedia in Spanish
Wikipedia in Japanese
Wikipedia in Polish

Opposing Views[edit]

Crackpots[edit]

Speaking of controversy, I've been (unjustly) included in people's lists of "cyberstalkers" and online evildoers:

This inclusion says more about them than about me. Some of the stuff they say about me is downright libelous, which is funny given how prone to threats of litigation they are.

Experiences on the Net[edit]

Web Design[edit]

In August 1998 (don't remember the exact day), I signed up for an account on Geocities.

Open Directory Project[edit]

I have been an editor at the Open Directory Project since later 2003. In Spring 2006 election, one of the editing teams I belong to: Weekend Editing Contest has won an award! W00t!