User:Nirvash0770

there were 2 spiders running away from there pregnant wives who were trying to eat them, one was called dave and the other john. as they were running dave was caught by his wife's web and was devoured vigoursly. a quote made by john before daves death was " cmon dave, F******* run!. soon after john was screaming at his wife "come get me you fat preggo!" his wife was angered by this comment and yelled at him with a godzilla screech. john made a fast escape as he attached to a moving vehichle and screamed at his wife durning his escape "lose some weight you fat B****.

this page is in loving memory of dave, who ran for his life but didnt make it- "dave, gone but never forgotten.

R.I.P Dave