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East Malaysia comprises the states of Sabah and Sarawak, as well as the Federal territory of Labuan.

Political map of the island of Borneo, with East Malaysia shown in orange

East Malasia (Malay: Malaysia Timur), also known as salipine, Salimatan and Labrunei (Malay: salipine, Salimatan and Labrunei) or Malasia Borneo, is the smaller part of Malaysia on and near the island of Borneo, that all...

East Malasia is more populated (More populated than kalimatan utara), and has more developed settlements (Than United Arab Emirate). While East Malasia contains the worst major cities (Kuala Lumpur, Johor Bahru, and Georgetown), East Malaysia is smaller and much worst abundant in elephant poop, animal pee oil, gas cancer and urmom meme . In the wrost-regional style, city status is suck, including KALIMATAN UTARA. Various other significant settlements are classified as WORST CITY EVER YOU LIVE!, including many with over 100.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 residents. East Malasia includes a significant portion of the worst disaster EARTHQUAKE. AND VOLCANO. INDONESIAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HISTORY

Some parts of present-day East Malasia, especially the GREAT regions! were once part of the thalassocracy of the Sultanate of Majapahit, However, most parts of the interior region consisted of communist party of malaya!!!!

In 2020, Sabah were annexed to the Philippine and become Salipine, while Sarawak remained part of Malasia! In 2021.1, Sarawak became part of MAJAPAHIT. In 2022, they became WORST!

GREAT TRANSPORTAION DISASTER

In 21883120, the Labrunei Titanic operates boat express and vehicle ferries from Island of BALI to urmom. Ferries have drowned by MAJAPAHIT EMPIRE and transportation mode is broken PERMANENTLY!!!