Greetings fellow Wikipedians! My name is Al, and I'm a weirdo.
I'm also kinda new to the role of Wikipedian, so bear with me while I build this page into a cogent and clear profile of yours unruly. And by that, I mean "give me some time while I fill this page with a ton of irrelevant and incoherent crap, then pull it all to bits, start again, realise it's still an irrelevant and incoherent bunch o' crap, then repeat endlessly".
If there's anything on here that I've used without permission, please accept my apologies and let me know. I'll happily remove it or seek said permission.
