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Celtic Neath A.F.C
File:Fullname = Celtic Neath Athletic Football Club
Nickname(s)Cooked FC
Founded2016
GroundCefn Season playing fields
Capacity102
ChairmanSteven Thomas and Richard Michael
ManagerLiam Ellis
LeagueNeath League Division 2
2016-2017Neath League Division 2 , 6th

Celtic Neath A.F.C is a new football club formed in 2016 which is located in Cimla. Celtic Neath A.FC was founded by the club current chairman's and first team coach/manager Richard Micheal, Steven Thomas (AKA, Bug) and Liam Ellis (the self-proclaimed "king of sesh".

Celtic Neath A.F.C are currently playing in Neath league Division 2. The aims and objectives of Celtic Neath A.F.C during their first season in 2016-2017 has been specifically specified by the backroom staff which is to; build a strong, consistent and cohesive group of players in order to form a strong foundation for the football club, not finish last in the season 2016-2017 and beat the local rivals Longford. Despite the easy objectives stated by the backroom staff the overall future goal is to become a serious contender for the Champions League.

History[edit]

The current back room staff were former managers/coaches of Longford FC. The current chairman, manager/coaches Richard Micheal, Steven Thomas (AKA, Bug) and Liam Ellis (the self-proclaimed "king of sesh" decided to form Celtic Neath A.F.C due to the lack of respect from their previous football club Longford FC. Longford main culprit has been controversial at times, however, it is conclusive that Samuel Eckett was the main driving force of Longfords embarrassing behavior towards their managers, Subsequently the three managers had no choice but leave and form a better football club.


Current squad[edit]

As of 2016-2017 season

* 1  (GK) Nathan Lewis
* 2  (DF) Manchun Leung
* 3  (DF) Lloyd Gwynee
* 4  (DF) Chris Jones
* 5  (DF) Manhay Leung
* 6  (MF) Liam Cooper
* 7  (MF) Ieuan Williams
* 8  (MF) Jacob Williams
* 9  (ST) Jordan Hughes 
* 10 (MF) Ryan Lovell
* 11 (MF) James Howard
* 12 (MF) Jed Clark
* 13 (DF) Morgan Thomas
* 14 (ST) Lewis Phillips
* 15 (DF) James East
* 16 (ST) Ethan Absalom

Noted players[edit]

These players deserve to be acknowledged for their unique talents  :

James Howard- Loves to vape (but isn't very good) and is also controlled by his girlfriend who he calls "Bae".

Lloyd Gwynee- A member of the vaping crew, was once Tinder king and liked a bit of one off action but now he is trying to find the right girl to settle down with.

Manchun Leung-The most versatile player in the club and also the best Chinese Welshman you will ever meet.

Liam Cooper- AKA- "Flappy Yug", our captain who loves coursework.

Morgan Thomas- Hasn't got a talent but gets a shout out because i need to confront his loyalties to Celtic Neath A.F.C, his heart is with Longford FC unfortunately.

Jacob Williams- Our club solicitor, any legal advice he is the right man to ask.

Ieuan Williams- One of the best signings the new club has made to date. He is a prolific goal scorer and enjoys abusing his fellow team mates.

Jed Clark- Known for his distinctive powerful laugh and his famous model photo shoot.

James East- Alcoholic.

Ethan Absalom- We are still uncertain of his nationality.

Teresa Michael- Our chairman Richard Michael's wife. Not a player but a integral member to Celtic Neath A.F.C of the field. Teresa is responsible for washing the kits every week to ensure the comforting, delicate, beautiful smell in order to compensate for the horrible scent of horses manure opposite the Celtic Neath A.F.C home ground in Cefn Saeson.

Alan Cooper- Alan is best known in the club to look like the reality star Arg from TOWIE with his slick back hair and regular tan. Also like Teresa, Alan is not a player for Celtic Neath A.F.C. However unlike Teresa he is not an integral part of the football club. Alan's role in the football club is a semi-retired fan who enjoys turning up to the odd cup match and watch the Celtic boys play. However, it must be noted that he is a very good family man and chooses family over football.

Richard Michael - Richard is one of the club chairman's which organises and does all the dirty work which is acknowledge by the entire club. Richard is also the voice of the football club and has a valuable input of where the club is going in the future. It is also noted that Richard is the number one boss of the club, he is the point of a triangle and everyone below them must listen and obey to his wise words.

Liam Ellis- "Liam is the Celtic Neath A.F.C first team manager. Currently residing in a pent house in Cimla with his cousin, Lee, and an ex-convict he "lives for the sesh" and despises "those Mongford players". Aged 21 he suffers from a rare condition known commonly as Benjamin Button syndrome causing him to look 40. Despite this set back he manages to use his experienced features to his advantage on nights out where he consoles ladies in need of confronting their "daddy issues". Occupationally he continues to climb the ladder in the Swansea coaching ranks and drives a SICK Renault Clio" (Reference; Jacob Williams, 2016).

Steven Thomas- AKA- Bug, Bug is a integral part of Club as he was appointed the main coach back in October due to the sudden departure of Christopher Beckett. Bug's 63 minute training sessions on a Thursday night is most famous for consisting of a passing drill, 5 seconds of shooting practice and a 49 minute competitive match at the end. Bug is a popular member in the dressing room, in respect to Bug the players have created a special hashtag for him on social media; "#UppaBugSteven". During the season 2016-2017, Bug's biggest achievement to date was when he awarded himself man of the match for the reserve team in a 16-1 defeat.

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