User:Lurcho

Howdy. I'm Lurcho but my real name is Paul. You can see my awesome website here. Have a nice day.

Now for some userboxen goodness, the most convenient and colorful way to learn my interests.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

'	This user maintains a blog at WordPress.com known as Lurchworld's Blog

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user has a channel on YouTube.

This user likes Pi.

This user is a Leo.

SHORTThis user is probably shorter than you.

+This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

...	This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Grrr! Brains! Brains!

This user STRONGLY advocates the use of more cowbell.

Guess what?This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

TaserThis user doesn't want you to tase them.

This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!

[adult swim]

This user likes to watch Adult Swim.

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.

Chef	This user misses Chef!

This user believes Conan O'Brien should have been kept on The Tonight Show.

TDS	This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

This user finds that comedy is the best way to communicate.

B	This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

Ph	This user is a fan of Physical comedy.

S	This user is a fan of Surreal comedy.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

fan-3

This user thinks that George Carlin is the greatest comedian of all time.

This user would rather drink coffee than tea.

This user takes his/her coffee with 3 creams and 1 sugar (but will occasionally drink black).

This user loves Chinese food

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

This user drinks wine.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user enjoys playing Old School video games.

This user is a fan of First Person Shooter Games

This user is still alive.

This user is thinking with Portals!

TF2This user's a spy!!

Metal Gear!This user has unlocked the tuxedo AND the bandanna!

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user prefers Wii.

This user prefers the PlayStation 3 over the Xbox 360.

120 GB PS3 Slim

This user's PSN ID is 'Lurchworld'[1].

This user hates it when cool images are deleted.

DGAFThis user does not give a fuck.

This user plays the drums.

This user plays the guitar.

This user is a synthesizer player.

This user listens to industrial.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user appreciates real punk music and can't stand pop "punk".

DB	This user is a fan of David Bowie.

This user enjoys reggae.

The Beatles

This user is asking you to turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream.

JD	This user thinks that Love Will Tear Us Apart ...again.

this user won't do what you tell me.

The WhoThis user plays a mean pinball.

This user is an audiophile.

This user has an iPod.

This user contributes while using Songbird.

This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.

This user is against DRM.

PsThis user contributes using
Adobe Photoshop

This user contributes using Adobe Illustrator.

This user contributes using Maya.

This user runs Mac OS X.

F@HThis user crunches numbers with Folding@Home.

This user enjoys smoking Cannabis.

This user enjoys cigars.

This user reads between the lines.

SK	This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

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This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien.

1.618... This user is under the influence of Philip K. Dick.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

KV	This user enjoys the works of Kurt Vonnegut.

Big Brother is watching this user.

George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the book and the film.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys reading poetry.

This user is a fan of the Iliad.

This user is a fan of the Odyssey.

This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

DT	This user is a Dark Tower Junkie.

This user feels the urge to buy just one more copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

Melange

This user believes that the spice must flow.

Lynch

This user is a fan of David Lynch's films.

'	This user just loves a good western.

This user is on a mission from God.

DDThey made this user do it.

PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

300Tonight this user dines in hell!

This user is not the Messiah! He is a very naughty boy!

RThis user loves horror films, but hates torture films.

machThis user watches machinima.

FC	This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.

KongThis user could lick the world.

REPO MANThis user thinks the Rodriguez brothers are Goddamn Dipshit Gypsy Dildo Punks.

This victory belongs to the farmers, not to this user.

Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...

WCan you dig it? This user can.

This user sends regards, signed... From Russia with Love.

This user likes Pixar and its films.

ЖThis user thought you was a toad.

The Lord provides,
 The Dude abides.

This user's suit is black.
...
...
NOT!!!

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

"PC LOAD LETTER"
What the fuck does that mean?

Kill BillThis user owns a
Hattori Hanzo sword.

AvatarThis user sees you.

Soylent Green is People!

EraserheadThis user believes that in Heaven, everything is fine.

The Good

In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Hoopla!

This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.

This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made.

This user is a Jedi. My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

BATMAN

This user is a fan of the Batman.

CB	This user is a Space Cowboy.

This user is in college.

The Cherokee blood flows through this user's veins.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is of Polish ancestry.

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This user lives in St. Louis.

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This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

dumb	This user doesn't know how to use Userboxes.

This user is opposed to online censorship.*

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user is a carnivore.

This user is against the War on Drugs.

PC-0	This user is politically incorrect. Hence, he will speak plainly and directly to the point rather than trip all over himself trying to be inoffensive.

This user supports a deep reform of the United Nations.

This user does not trust Electronic voting machines.

ENDThis user has no more userboxes.

This user suspected he went too far with userboxes when he mentioned the voting machines. Seriously, what is up with that?

Help! I'm suffering from extreme userbox overload!

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.