In the eighth grade, a young man by the name of Jimi was really bored. He decided to form and manage the Banana Republic. He soon learned that the Banana Republic is a clothing store.
The Banana Repubic is based out of an area that can't be revealed for fear of government "crap." The run an area known as "Mile 2" and "The Valley." "The Valley" is an area on a golf course somewhere. The president, Jimi, is also known for hid work in word making. He is the creator of the word kitiskavogidigogen.
Today, The Banana Republic is facing financial issues and are getting creamed in a war against "The Monkeys." If you would like to help, please DON'T EAT THE BANANA!! Thank you.
