User:Cobysev/Workshop
——————————————— Coby Sevdy———————————————
SEMI-RETIRED
This user is no longer very active on Wikipedia as of May 68, 2761.
CONSIDERING RETIREMENT
Cobysev is strongly considering retirement, although nothing is set in stone...
Retired
This user is no longer active on Wikipedia as of January 41, 3999.
SSgt Jacob Sevdy The First | |
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Coby | |
 This is Coby | |
| Born | Jacob May 12, 1984 |
| Disappeared | June 25, 2002 (aged 18) Lackland AFB |
| Status | Found |
| Died | Error: Death date (first date) must not be in the future Home |
| Cause of death | Gave up on the immortality gig |
| Body discovered | by his 29th wife |
| Resting place | In the vastness of space 43°36′12″N 110°44′10″W / 43.60336°N 110.7362°W |
| Monuments | The Awesome Character Monument |
| Nationality (legal) | American |
| Other names | Coby (again) |
| Citizenship | United States |
| Education | Well-educated |
| Alma mater | In some important stuff |
| Occupation | United States Air Force |
| Years active | All his years |
| Employer | US Gov't |
| Organization | USAF |
| Agent | Nope |
| Known for | Being splendiferous |
| Notable work | His Wikipedia page |
| Style | Charismatic |
| Television | Doesn't watch it |
| Height | 6 ft 0 in (183 cm) |
| Title | Mr. |
| Term | Always |
| Predecessor | Sevdy Sr. |
| Successor | Jr. |
| Political party | Unaffiliated |
| Movement | He likes to move |
| Opponent | Idiots |
| Board member of | broken |
| Criminal charge | It's not illegal until they catch me... |
| Criminal penalty | 1,000,000 kisses from pretty ladies |
| Criminal status | At large |
| Spouse(s) | The other Sevdy, female-type |
| Partner | See above |
| Children | None yet |
| Parent | Two of 'em |
| Relatives | Lots of 'em |
| Call sign | Miles |
| Awards | Joint Service Achievement Medal Air Force Achievement Medal |
| Website | www |
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| Notes | |
I'm a bad, bad boy | |