User:CarpeLipebrum

Hey Guys,

I am just an avid researcher who reads far too much for my own good.

I am more or less here for grammatical and technical adjustments as I do not have nearly enough knowledge for contextual edits...yet.

I enjoy film, writing, and sports, and sometimes all at once. I am an English Teacher at both the High School and University Level. I hope to make Wikipedia hobby as watching Red Zone on Sunday is, well satisfactory, but I want more, more I tell you! You can argue all you want but competitive eating is the best sport ever.

My favorite author is far beyond my realm of comprehension. This may be a shot in the dark, but it is either Phillip K. Dick or Kurt Vonnegut or perhaps even Walt Whitman or another poet, and that still may be wrong. Who knows, maybe it's even Shel Silverstein.

Also, if any of my students somehow find this, I will deny all claims of existence.