User:Alhutch/vulgar verse

From a door of a bathroom stall in Partner's Pub in Fitchburg:

My vagina has a first name

It's t-a-s-t-y

My vagina has a second name

It's p-u-s-s-y

You love to eat it night and day

And if it spoke then it would say

My vagina has a way with

b-i-g-c-o-c-k!

-Colleen

“Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead!”

"this is more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros that doesn't love you anymore" -Peter Griffin