Spies Are Forever

Spies Are Forever
Music	Clark Baxtresser Pierce Siebers
Lyrics	Clark Baxtresser Pierce Siebers
Book	Corey Lubowich Joey Richter Brian Rosenthal
Basis	Spy films
Productions	2016 Los Angeles

Spies Are Forever is an original musical by the comedy troupe Tin Can Brothers (Corey Lubowich, Joey Richter, and Brian Rosenthal) and features music and lyrics by TalkFine (Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers). Tin Can Brothers wrote the book and produced the musical, with Lubowich taking on the role of director and Richter and Rosenthal both playing starring roles in the show. The musical is set in the 1960s, and is a parody of the spy film genre. It is the Tin Can Brothers' first scripted project.

The musical was performed between March 11 and April 3, 2016, in Los Angeles, California. Digital tickets were made available through the musical's Kickstarter campaign, allowing backers to watch a recording of the show while it was still in its initial run. The musical was uploaded to YouTube in weekly episodes, which began with a two episode premiere on June 21, 2016. A cast recording was released earlier the same day.

The Spies Are Forever cast reunited in June 2016 to perform as part of StarKid Productions' summer season. They performed a staged concert featuring scenes and songs from the show, entitled Spies Are Forever: RELOADED.

A concert of Spies Are Forever was scheduled to be held on June 8, 2020, in Feinstein's/54 Below in New York City, but was cancelled due to the COVID-19 pandemic. It would have starred all original cast members except for Joe Walker, with the addition of Britney Coleman, AJ Holmes, Pomme Koch, and Carlos Valdes. The concert was rescheduled for October 2022.

Synopsis

Act I

At a Russian weapons facility in 1957, Agent Curt Mega has been captured and is being tortured for information. Agent Owen Carvour, a British agent, is undercover as one of the Russian operatives, and he and Curt escape the compound, communicating with Cynthia Houston, director of the American Secret Service (A.S.S.), and Barbara Larvernor, a medical scientist. Curt decides to blow up the weapons facility instead of giving Barb the plans he has stolen. He sets the bomb's timer for three minutes, trying to beat his and Owen's record for their fastest escape. As Curt and Owen flee the facility, they are surrounded by Russian operatives. ("Spies are Forever"). They manage to get away when the Russians are distracted by the blast and go to make their escape, but Owen slips on a banana peel that was discarded earlier by Curt and falls, too injured to escape ("The Coldest Goodbye"). Curt is forced to leave Owen for dead.

Curt goes on leave and grieves for Owen. During this time, he becomes a self-loathing alcoholic. After four years, he returns to the Secret Service. Curt goes to a bar in Budapest to speak with The Informant. They discuss Curt's mission, and Curt, angered by The Informant's flippant attitude, implies the Informant's carelessness. The Informant responds by doubting Curt's competence, referring to the mysterious death of his partner. The Informant clears the bar and Curt is left uncertain as to whether he should become a spy again, as he is still haunted by Owen's death. However, he ultimately makes the decision to return to spying ("Spy Again").

Meanwhile, on a nearby loading dock, a deadly arms deal is being done between The Deadliest Man Alive and Company, and Sergio Santos, a family man ("Somebody's Gotta Do It"). Curt and Tatiana Slozhno, a Russian spy, stop the deal from being made, but The Deadliest Man Alive and Sergio escape. Tatiana and Curt fight for possession of the bomb. Tatiana overcomes Curt and escapes as well. Before she flees, Curt grabs a business card from her, which contains the name of the hotel she is staying at.

A few days later at the American Secret Service headquarters, Curt meets with Cynthia, where she expresses her displeasure at the failure of the mission. She tells Curt more about The Deadliest Man Alive and harshly reprimands him. She then informs him that there is a World Peace Gala later in the week, which will be a "coming out party" for the New Democratic Republic of Old Socialist Prussian Sloviskia. She tells Curt in confidence that all the world leaders feel that the prince of the country is completely incompetent, but that the USA must try to win his alliance so as to "fuck the Russians". She lectures Curt about the implications of his incompetence, then sends him away ("Keep Your Eyes On The Prize I"). Curt goes to the A.S.S. technology lab to gear up for his mission where he sees Barb again. Barb and the scientists show Curt their latest gadgets ("Pay Attention!"). Once she gives Curt everything he needs and sends him on his way, Barb professes her romantic feelings for Curt ("Barb's Lament").

At the Richman's Casino in Monte Carlo the following evening, Curt goes undercover to retrieve the bomb Tatiana has stolen ("Eyes On The Prize II"). Curt embarrasses himself in front of Tatiana along with the unwanted help of Richard "Dick" Big, a brash Texas businessman. Tatiana leads Curt up to her room where the Deadliest Man Alive is waiting to capture him. In Tatiana's hotel room, Dr. Baron Von Nazi, The Deadliest Man Alive's employer, appears and reveals his plan for Nazi world domination ("Not So Bad"). He then betrays Tatiana, telling her that she must continue to work for him and hinting that she may never pay off her debt. He orders The Deadliest Man Alive to kill Curt and leaves. The Deadliest Man Alive tells Curt that he will torture him until he dies. As Curt is being tortured, Tatiana considers helping him, though she is still unsure about whether to trust him. Conflicted, she decides to aid Curt in his escape and knocks the Deadliest Man Alive unconscious. She and Curt fight about her motives and while he is reminded of Owen, the Deadliest Man Alive shoots Curt ("Torture Tango").

Act II

The Geneva World Peace Gala is thrown to celebrate Prince Toygle Feurgin, ruler of the New Democratic Republic of Old Socialist Prussian Sloviskia. Everyone in attendance publicly praises the prince and gives him their full support, but secretly say he is incompetent and unqualified ("We Love the Prince!"). Cynthia is in attendance, and Curt, badly injured, sneaks into the gala and finds her. He recounts his escape from Monte Carlo and the Nazis' plan to capture the prince. However, Cynthia orders him to abort his mission. Curt goes rogue and reveals the Nazis' plan to the entire gala. Overhearing this, Von Nazi and the Deadliest Man Alive change their plan, shooting and killing the prince instead.

Tatiana and Curt flee to Curt's mother's safehouse in Guadeloupe. Alone, Tatiana tells Curt her story—at four years old, she was taken from her family by the KGB and trained as an assassin. She escaped the organization and fled Russia, but had to abandon her family. She is not able to contact them out of fear that if they knew her whereabouts, the Soviets would hurt them ("Prisoner of My Past"). In return, Curt reveals his fears about his future and his reputation, as well as what happened to Owen. As the two grow closer, they acknowledge the stereotypical romantic relationship that seems to be unfolding between the leading man and woman, and although neither is romantically attracted to the other, they flirt anyway. After they share an awkward kiss, Tatiana rejects Curt, and they clear up the confusion about mixed signals, also leading to Curt revealing his homosexuality to her, and agree to be friends ("Doing This"). Mrs. Mega, oblivious to what is really going on, observes the couple from another room and begins to plan their wedding ("Pay Attention! (Reprise)").

Back in Prussia, Curt and Tatiana meet up with the Informant and Barb to prepare for the battle ahead. They drink together in celebration of their friendship ("One More Shot"). Von Nazi and the Deadliest Man Alive meet with members of the Prussian government to influence them to elect a new leader, and they agree to put the Nazis in power ("Not So Bad (Reprise)"). Curt and Tatiana arrive and the Prussian officials escape, but the Deadliest Man Alive stabs and kills Von Nazi and is revealed to be Owen in disguise. Owen tells Curt that he felt betrayed by Curt the night he was left for dead and believed that Curt was unqualified to be a spy. He became involved with Chimera, an organization that was funding and developing a surveillance network. Killing Von Nazi allowed Owen access to materials (namely, the large silicon deposits on the land that was intended to hold the "Nazi Castle") to develop the technology and distribute it globally, invading the privacy of civilians around the world. After Owen reveals the location of the computer system housing the network he shoots and kills the Informant.

Tatiana and Curt agree to split up—Tatiana will destroy the computer system using the bomb Von Nazi made her steal, and Curt will go after Owen. At the International Weapons Museum, Curt and Owen fight until they are eventually locked in a stalemate ("One Step Ahead"). Curt tells Owen that his facility is being destroyed, but Owen reveals that the single facility he originally mentioned is not the only one, and the network will render all government intelligence services obsolete. Curt attempts to reason with Owen, asking him to remember the good they've done as spies, and it is revealed that Curt and Owen were lovers. Owen, however, insists that those times are over and advises Curt to move on. Finally, despite the knowledge that harming Owen won't take the system offline, Curt decides to take the advice and shoots Owen in the head, killing him.

Curt returns to the A.S.S. headquarters and resigns. By destroying the computer system, Tatiana has also destroyed evidence of involvement with the KGB, and Curt gives Tatiana passports for her and her family. Curt tells Tatiana he plans to go off the grid, but, in a phone conversation with his mother, he reveals his new plan to take Chimera down. To the audience, Curt expresses hope about the future, and how man's trust, love, and willpower makes them stronger than any machine ("Spy Again (Reprise)").

After the cast take their bows, they dance along to one last number ("Spy Dance").

Cast and characters

Character	Spies Are Forever (Los Angeles 2016)	Spies Are Forever: Reloaded (Chicago 2016)	Spies Are Forever: In Concert at 54 Below (New York 2020)
Agent Curt Mega	Curt Mega
Mystery Woman / Tatiana Slozhno / Ensemble	Mary Kate Wiles
Owen Carvour / Sergio Santos / Vanger Borschtit / Ensemble	Joey Richter
Dr. Baron von Nazi / Ensemble	Brian Rosenthal
Cynthia Houston / Mrs. Mega / Ensemble	Lauren Lopez
Barbara Larvernor / Ensemble	Tessa Netting
The Deadliest Man Alive / Richard Big / Ensemble	Joe Walker		A.J. Holmes Carlos Valdes Pomme Koch
The Informant / Susan / Ensemble	Esther Fallick
Ensemble	N/A		Britney Coleman

All actors except Curt Mega also play other, more minor parts throughout the show.

Musical numbers

Act I

• "Spies Are Forever" – Mystery Woman, Company
• "The Coldest Goodbye" – Mystery Woman
• "Spy Again" – Mega
• "Somebody's Gotta Do It" – Sergio, The Deadliest Man Alive, Mega, Tatiana
• "Eyes on the Prize I" – Cynthia, Susan
• "Pay Attention!" – Barb, Company
• "Barb's Lament" – Barb
• "Eyes on the Prize II" – Company
• "Not So Bad" – Baron, Company
• "Torture Tango" – The Deadliest Man Alive, Mega, Tatiana

Act II

• "We Love the Prince!" – Vanger, Company
• "Prisoner of My Past" – Tatiana
• "Doing This" – Mega, Tatiana, Mrs. Mega
• "Pay Attention! (Reprise)"† – Mrs. Mega
• "One More Shot" – Mega, Tatiana, Barb, The Informant
• "Not So Bad (Reprise)" – Baron, Company
• "One Step Ahead" – Mega, Owen, Company
• "Spies Are Forever (Evil Reprise)"† - Owen
• "Spy Again (Reprise)" – Mega, Company
• "Spy Dance" – Company

† This song is not on the cast album.

Creative team

• Director: Corey Lubowich
• Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
• Scenic Design: Emmy Weldon
• Costume Design: Allison Dillard
• Lighting Design: Julien V. Elstob
• Sound Design: Matt Glenn & Mark Caspary
• Stage Manager: Rita Santos

Development

Spies Are Forever was funded through a Kickstarter, which raised $58,830 from 1,147 backers.

Reception

Spies Are Forever received a mixed-positive reaction from most reviewers. LA Splash called it "an amusing and clever tale which lightly pokes fun at all the spy exploits that came before," but opined that "if you’re looking for character development, this is not the place to find it." On Stage and Screen was more positive, calling it "a hilarious, smart, and surprisingly insightful musical about friendship, betrayal, and mostly spies." They praised the show's catchy music, "an impressive feat for a brand new musical," and said that "production value was extremely impressive."

See also

• Lists of musicals

External links

• Spies Are Forever official website